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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)   Experts warn of the dangers involved with new Cotton Ball Diet, describe how weevil it is   ( fox19.com) divider line
    More: PSA, cotton ball diet, Clay Aiken  
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2014-02-05 04:15:46 PM  
It's the lesser of two weevils.
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2014-02-05 04:29:58 PM  
FTFA "Cotton balls will collect and not break down.  They are made of synthetic fibers."

They are also made from cotton.  Cotton is indigestible.
2014-02-05 04:34:34 PM  
Looks like subbyboomer is at it again with his myriad of corny puns left over from the Eisenhower administration.
2014-02-05 04:35:48 PM  
As George Carlin said, "Think of it as passive eugenics"
2014-02-05 04:39:09 PM  
Ever see a dog poop out a tampon? It's kind of like that.
2014-02-05 04:39:25 PM  
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2014-02-05 04:41:15 PM  
If you're dumb enough to eat cotton balls, you deserve your fate.
2014-02-05 04:42:48 PM  
Pink insulation is cheaper.
2014-02-05 04:44:44 PM  
Want something that will fill you up while being low in calories and cheap?  Buy a hot air popcorn machine.
2014-02-05 04:50:05 PM  
Surely there are other ways not to wook wike a bit fat swab.
2014-02-05 04:51:28 PM  

talkertopc: Want something that will fill you up while being low in calories and cheap?  Buy a hot air popcorn machine.

No kidding.  At least then you get some valuable dietary content and no risk of intestinal blockage and a lifetime of home delivery colostomy supplies.
2014-02-05 05:03:06 PM  
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2014-02-05 05:05:01 PM  
Paging Milo Minderbinder?
2014-02-05 05:07:41 PM  
So, just because some young woman has a bad case of pica, there is a new "trend." Thanks, "experts"

/why does the tag say 'Clay Aiken'; that's funnier than the headline
2014-02-05 05:12:15 PM  
Why not eat celery?
2014-02-05 05:13:50 PM  
This is why healthcare in America has gone to shiat.  Doctors are always looking at the possible negative consequences.  Rather than telling kids that this is bad for them, they should just encourage them to chug some Windex first. Think of how clean the intestines will be when that finally makes it through the piping!

It's just like how construction crews clean out a cement pumping rig with a blast of water and a Nerf basketball.
2014-02-05 05:16:07 PM  

Son of Dad: Paging Milo Minderbinder?

1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: I want to serve this to the men. Taste it and let me know what you think.
[Yossarian takes a bite]
Yossarian: What is it?
1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: Chocolate covered cotton.
Yossarian: What are you, crazy?
1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: No good, huh?
Yossarian: For Christ's sake, you didn't even take the seeds out.
1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: Is it really that bad?
Yossarian: It's cotton!
2014-02-05 05:18:49 PM  
Two weevils you say ?

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2014-02-05 05:49:22 PM  
When them cotton balls get rotten, you can't eat very much cotton. Consider yourselves warned.
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