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(KHOU Houston)   George Foreman V accused of beating his wife. Police grill him   ( khou.com) divider line
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2014-02-05 09:39:48 AM  
Well done, subby, your humor is searing...
2014-02-05 09:42:37 AM  
They should have stopped making them after George Foreman IV
2014-02-05 09:42:50 AM  
I didn't know that he was a reptile from space.
2014-02-05 09:47:51 AM  
Oh, subby. "Police grille him". Now you're cooking.
2014-02-05 09:48:28 AM  
If that isn't a "pissed off that I'm here getting my farkin' mugshot taken" look, I don't know what is.
2014-02-05 09:49:25 AM  
Is George Foreman gonna have to choke a biatch?
2014-02-05 09:50:45 AM  
It wasn't me! It was George Foreman IV (The Voyage Home). The wife got in to a fight with him about George Foreman III (The Search for Spock). I just broke it up before George Foreman II (The Wrath of Khan) and George Foreman I (A Long Movie That Involved a Fifteen Minute Shuttle-craft Docking Sequence) got messed up in it.
2014-02-05 09:52:18 AM  
It's still domestic assault but choking is not quite the same as beating.  But beating sounded better if it was coming from the son of a boxing legend amirite subbs?
2014-02-05 09:59:32 AM  
I'm not saying he should have, but I understand why he did (Sam Kinison)

Why yes, I do have an ex wife.
2014-02-05 10:04:28 AM  
Boxing great George Foreman has 10 children and all five of his sons were named George.

What should we expect? He was raised to be confused.
2014-02-05 10:29:00 AM  
Police grill him

2014-02-05 12:20:54 PM  
Oh? You mean a guy raised by a man who beat on people for a living resorts to violence to get his way? Tell me more.
2014-02-05 12:41:06 PM  
In order to know how effective the grilling is, one must check the leanness of the drippings. How much did he spill?
2014-02-05 01:07:55 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Oh? You mean a guy raised by a man who beat on people for a living resorts to violence to get his way? Tell me more.

I shudder to think how potty training went if daddy was involved.
2014-02-05 01:58:38 PM  
Thread was done in headline. Stick a fork in it.
2014-02-05 05:11:17 PM  
 I still like you, subby. Someone had to do it, and this one's for you:

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2014-02-05 05:52:03 PM  
"..it's so close that you can taste it," Lowitzer explained.
Lowitzer is still hopeful that the tip will eventually pan out and her daughter finally comes... "

FTFA i saw on that page... about a woman rescued from a house of ill repute.
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