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(WESH Orlando)   College decides to re-think its guns-on-campus policy after shooting in parking lot. The change? Now they're gonna let more students have guns in their cars   ( wesh.com) divider line
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2014-02-05 07:58:56 AM  
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I have nothing meaningful to contribute to this conversation, so I offer schoolgirls with guns
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2014-02-05 05:22:00 AM  
3 votes:
Personally, I'm against this rampant anti-pool cue hysteria.

Having said that, we got trouble right here in River City; trouble that starts with 'T' that rhymes with 'P' that stands for 'Pool.'
Oh yes, we got trouble.
2014-02-05 05:05:52 AM  
2 votes:
Hey Subby, what a brilliant headline to properly illustrate that people shouldn't have guns, not even to defend themselves. Allow me to respond in kind, for your stunning and witty headline.

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2014-02-05 07:39:22 PM  
1 vote:

RobSeace: demaL-demaL-yeH: You claim that there was nothing that came before. OK, then, what started this altercation in the parking lot?
Did it randomly spring from the forehead of Zeus?

Two assholes itching to start a fight with someone random? Two assholes who didn't like the look of random guy or his car and started talking shiat about it? Who knows? But, unless you have some evidence, it seems a bit of a stretch to jump to assuming there was history between them...

demaL-demaL-yeH: I didn't say he started the fight.
I said he escalated it, and that's exactly what he did when he chose to get out of his car.

And, again, how do you know he chose to get out rather than, say, being dragged out and beaten?

And, even if he did willingly choose to get out, what makes you think he did it to "escalate" any conflict, rather than try to defuse it? How do you know the conflict was serious enough to make him fearful enough to just drive away at that point? For that matter, how do you know there was any conflict at all at the point he chose to get out? Maybe he got out for some other reason, and that's when the other two decided to attack for whatever reason?

Look, I'm no fan of "shoot 'em all" approaches to conflict resolution, and for instance I think Zimmerman was a massive dick who definitely did bring on the situation himself, but you seem to be just assuming the worst about the shooter here just due to lack of information to the contrary... You may be right, but you have no evidence of that...

Hey, man, it was my brother who got shot, and Farker lame-lame has it right, the shooter was totally asking for it. He drives by us at the Chick-Fil-A in his flashy car, with his fancy college student parking sticker, so we follow him to the school parking lot, where he had the complete nerve to provoke us, by parking his car, and throwing a book bag over his shoulder to "go to classes" (his lying words, not ours), so the smarmy jackass starts walking away after giving us a funny look - I mean, what the hell? You can't disrespect us like that! We weren't some stupid nerd like him, and we deserved respect. RESPECT. That little sonnabiatch was asking for it at that point, carrying on like we's didn't even exist. We dropped outta shcool, but we's gradiated the shcool of hard nocks, right? Ain't nobody disrespecting us without getting the can of woop-ass they deserved.

That little nerd managed to get back to his car and pulled a gun!! If we'd known he had a gun, we'd probably have given tried to gut him a bit more before he got it out. We was just having some fun anyway.

Thanks, dlame. for being our support here. Yous showing us the respect we deserve! Youse know the score, that student wasn't going to classes, and his attitude, and the nerdy clothes he was wearing just provoked and escelated the matter. No different than a sexy chicky walking down the street shaking her ass in some short skirt... you know she wants it, no matter how loud she yells no, amiright, maled?
2014-02-05 10:20:14 AM  
1 vote:

violentsalvation: syrynxx: "I saw the guy getting beat down. The gun practically saved his life," said student Rio Gonzalez.

fark you subby.  You'd rather see a person killed than defend themselves?  fark you in triplicate.

And nobody died, but we get to see the attacker tallied as a victim of gun violence and the event remembered as a school shooting. For the charts, the graphs, the numbers. The anti-gun narrative at work.

As was discussed in a redlit posting last week, the shooting was not self-defense, as the shooter actually went to his vehicle to retrieve his firearm, thus making the shooting an act of revenge. As everyone knows, attackers never follow a victim, so the attack must have ended when the firearm was retrieved.
2014-02-05 06:31:53 AM  
1 vote:
Has anyone mentioned subby is a f'ing idiot yet?
Because subby is a f'ing idiot.
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