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(Sun Sentinel)   School placed on lockdown and the bomb squad was called in due to suspicious: A) toy gun; B) abandoned box; C) pillows   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Bomb Squad, Miramar, middle schools  
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2014-02-05 12:25:34 AM  
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AverageAmericanGuy: Probably one of those Asian buckwheat pillows. Firm, yet comfortable. But you open one up and it's "Hello, ant colony!"

Can't trust those things worth a damn.

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2014-02-04 11:48:26 PM  
1 vote:

EvelFarknievel: Hyperventilating pantywaists.

Yeah... the terrorists won

/now everything is a threat
//and the only possible action is over-reaction
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