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(Daily Mail)   Russian female Olympians are definitely not built like their men. Subby will be in his bunk   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Interesting, Russian Far East, Russians, Sochi, charm offensives, Curler Alexandra Saitova, Russia, freestyle, female olympians  
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2014-02-03 05:40:55 PM  
3 votes:

itsaidwhat: So THAT's what's under all that fur....

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2014-02-03 05:37:21 PM  
3 votes:

groppet: Well I'd suck a fart out of their butt and hold it in like a bong hit.

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however, you made me laugh. +1 to you.
2014-02-03 05:15:52 PM  
3 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: WillofJ2: Aside from the obvious hotness of some of the women this photo[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x459]
looks like it is deserving of many captions ,

Yeah, like where did the guy put his head/mouth to elicit that facial expression from her.

My first thought was Nazi cunnilingus 
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2014-02-03 04:35:36 PM  
3 votes:
"Ski-jumper Irina Avvakumova, 22, from Leningrad near St Petersburg,"

You don't say?  Next thing, you'll tell me that Istanbul is close to Constantinople and Byzantium?
2014-02-03 08:35:28 PM  
2 votes:

Porous Horace: Yay, the usual sexualizing of female athletes, or just women in general, because just being good at what one does isn't good enough; one has to be 'hot' as well.

Oh noes!  Are you telling me heterosexual men and maybe some homosexual women are "sexualizing" sexual beings?  Stop the presses!  Don't these pigs know that humans are supposed to be asexual robots where pair bonding is determined by the content of ones mind and character?

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2014-02-03 05:41:08 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-02-03 05:08:38 PM  
2 votes:
this photo is crying out for captions...

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2014-02-03 04:47:47 PM  
2 votes:
I keep trying to crack wise, but this sudden blood loss keeps making me pass ou
2014-02-03 04:45:03 PM  
2 votes:
If I die, I die.
2014-02-03 04:44:52 PM  
2 votes:
Give 'em 10 years of borscht and vodka.

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2014-02-03 04:42:42 PM  
2 votes:
I bet they still smell like cabbage farts and oppression.
2014-02-03 04:39:44 PM  
2 votes:

otto the bull: uncleacid: I'd puck that goalie.

I would attack the crease and jam it thru the five hole.

I would put my penis in her butt.
2014-02-03 04:34:48 PM  
2 votes:
I would totally Putin their asses.
2014-02-03 04:27:29 PM  
2 votes:
I'd let them break me
2014-02-03 04:27:21 PM  
2 votes:
They used to be, right down to the balls and mustache.
2014-02-04 12:48:46 AM  
1 vote:
DAYUM!  No wonder they don't have any queers over there!
2014-02-03 06:57:39 PM  
1 vote:

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2014-02-03 05:26:16 PM  
1 vote:
Well I'd suck a fart out of their butt and hold it in like a bong hit.
2014-02-03 05:09:29 PM  
1 vote:
Aside from the obvious hotness of some of the women this photo
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looks like it is deserving of many captions ,
2014-02-03 05:00:25 PM  
1 vote:
So THAT's what's under all that fur....
2014-02-03 04:58:44 PM  
1 vote:
Favorite from last Olympics:
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2014-02-03 04:45:38 PM  
1 vote:
"There are claims Russia will offer a cold welcome to the world at the Winter Olympics, but these images of some of the country's leading competitors suggests otherwise."

I dunno, the first one looks pretty cold.
2014-02-03 04:43:04 PM  
1 vote:

uncleacid: I'd puck that goalie.

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She's a Russian and a goaltender.

/Not sayin I wouldn't. Just sayin.
2014-02-03 04:41:45 PM  
1 vote:
Never have the curling shouts of "Hurry, harder!!" been more appropriate.
2014-02-03 04:40:25 PM  
1 vote:
I love a girl that's proud of her nipples.
2014-02-03 04:37:46 PM  
1 vote:
Rachel Maddow is a Russian curler?
2014-02-03 04:13:50 PM  
1 vote:
God bless the Olympics.

Winter is not as grand as the Summer... but damn!
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