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(Mirror.co.uk)   What's worse than being caught trying to have sex with a mannequin? Having the whole thing recorded on CCTV   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2014-02-03 12:17:17 AM  
9 votes:
Still, could be worse:

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2014-02-02 08:24:16 PM  
5 votes:
This guy could be any Farker.
2014-02-03 12:04:33 AM  
4 votes:
Well, she didn't say no.
2014-02-03 12:02:30 AM  
4 votes:
Wasn't there an 80's movie about this? Where a dude farked a mannequin and it came to life, and have birth to some evil possessed doll/human monster?
2014-02-02 09:15:51 PM  
4 votes:
"Yeah? Was it good?"

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2014-02-03 12:05:58 AM  
3 votes:
In his defense.. Those things look pretty hot.. They even make them with nipples now.
2014-02-03 02:36:52 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-02-03 01:25:47 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-02-03 12:25:24 AM  
2 votes:
Oh, the headline was meant literally. I thought Kanye and Kim leaked a sex tape.
2014-02-03 12:10:32 AM  
2 votes:
What's worse?
Getting turned down...
Not able to perform..

I could go on
2014-02-03 12:02:25 PM  
1 vote:

Ro: Lady Indica: DreamSnipers: some_beer_drinker: Paris1127: Real Dolls must be too expensive...

i hear they start at $5k

That is a lot of money, but he maybe he could have gone to a garage sale or flea market and picked up a used one.

Back when I first heard about Real Dolls, like 15 years ago (There was an EQ one made to look like a Dark Elf) I read up extensively on them, just in morbid fascination. There was a site where RDs had been severely damaged in their farkery, and there was a RD "doctor" who not only fixed them, but also took pics of him performing the "surgeries". There was also a secondary market for them, which I guess makes sense in that they're $5k and I've bought/sold used fetish wear that can be cleaned (latex outfit pieces) but I don't even think I could buy a used Sybian. There's just a squick factor there.

Well, your girlfriend came used too...

That's a lie.  She never came...
2014-02-03 05:41:34 AM  
1 vote:

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Sex...it drives people nuts. Most of these kinda men don't realize, they can get laid!!. If I can do it, so can they! Then again I've been left empty so many times because I think they just like my dick and face.

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Brazil nuts.
2014-02-03 02:44:55 AM  
1 vote:
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/yes......yes I would...  just in case.
//Cattrall was/is hot as hell
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2014-02-03 02:32:19 AM  
1 vote:
Like big bags of sand...
2014-02-03 01:07:37 AM  
1 vote:
"You are one. Sick. Puppy."
2014-02-03 12:45:22 AM  
1 vote:
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Apparently even blow up sex dolls won't put out for broke guys.
2014-02-03 12:40:06 AM  
1 vote:
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At least she'll never tell you that your hips are too fat.

2014-02-03 12:25:44 AM  
1 vote:
Sad thing is, "she" was probably more energetic than my last girlfriend.
2014-02-03 12:20:30 AM  
1 vote:
Not just any mannequin, a Brazilian mannequin.
2014-02-03 12:15:48 AM  
1 vote:

Kyoki: She was asking for it.

But it shut down
2014-02-03 12:15:15 AM  
1 vote:
The mannequin will now have to be put down.
2014-02-03 12:14:33 AM  
1 vote:
Coke must be so proud.
2014-02-03 12:12:56 AM  
1 vote:
FAKE! He didn't even go for the mannequin's ass, and she had a fine ass.
2014-02-03 12:08:58 AM  
1 vote:
Uh...that was a womannequin
2014-02-03 12:07:01 AM  
1 vote:
Real Dolls must be too expensive...
2014-02-03 12:04:19 AM  
1 vote:
Having a DVD published with the whole recording?

... would it be better or worse if it becomes a popular DVD?
2014-02-03 12:03:13 AM  
1 vote:
Is he dressed as a nun??
2014-02-02 08:50:59 PM  
1 vote:
He was just having the daily special.
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