If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Buffalo News)   Are you religious but hate that mass takes up your valuable skiing time? Then this is for you   ( buffalonews.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Catholic Mass, Catholics, skiing, old paul, prayers  
•       •       •

2838 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Feb 2014 at 2:01 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

16 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
2014-02-02 01:39:10 PM  
bbsimg.ngfiles.comView Full Size

2014-02-02 02:03:44 PM  
And we're done here.
2014-02-02 02:05:11 PM  
Capitalize the name of the Catholic ritual. Otherwise it refers to the physics term.
2014-02-02 02:08:12 PM  
What ever happened to golf on Sundays? Oh, wait, never mind. It's Winter.

How come ski-golf has never made it to the Winter Olympics.

It could be a triathlon. Shoot, ski, golf.

Do it on the Triple Black Diamond course and it could involve ski jumping or parasailing or both. Become a pentathlon.
2014-02-02 02:10:08 PM  
I could stand to loose a few kilograms before taking up skiing.

As if.

I'll ever do either of those things.
2014-02-02 02:11:00 PM  
And you won't catch me dead at Mass, not even Church of England.
2014-02-02 02:22:48 PM  
Will Mountain Dew or an even more EXTREME beverage be used in communion?
2014-02-02 02:26:09 PM  
Religious services at ski areas are very common. Nothing strange about it subby, maybe you need to get out more.
2014-02-02 02:31:07 PM  
I'd go for it if it'd bring more snow our way...
2014-02-02 02:34:13 PM  
Growing up, most of the other kids spent their sundays in church.  My family would go skiing.  I asked my parents once, and they said i was free to go sit in a church if I wanted, but to them family time was more important that that.  I'm very happy with their decision, thinking back on all the awesome pow days I would have missed.  I think the time together was also far more valuable.
2014-02-02 02:36:20 PM  
Or you could just give up all the ridiculous genuflecting and go skiing.
2014-02-02 02:43:37 PM  
Aww give it rest. And I am not even Catholic. Hell abides if they don't get off the blue square Chipmunk Slide on time for mass. I know how it is.
2014-02-02 02:55:59 PM  
Oh Jesus Christ.
2014-02-02 03:58:19 PM  
It's still taking up valuable skiing time.
2014-02-02 03:58:43 PM  

yakmans_dad: Capitalize the name of the Catholic ritual. Otherwise it refers to the physics term.

...and God gets quite irate.
2014-02-02 04:11:20 PM  
You do realize that your brand of Christianity isn't the only religion, right, subby?
/Besides the Sabbath is Friday sunset to Saturday sunset. Sunday is free time. Enjoy.
//It's local sunset, for those confused somebodies from that silly thread in the Politics tab.
Displayed 16 of 16 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.