berylman: And by suspected PCP they mean she had some kind of powder which didn't give a positive for your usual suspects on a field test. It could have been bath salts or highly refined jenkum.
Strut: He suffered thorax trauma. please forgive my ignorance, i did not know humans had a thorax. where is it?
Strut: okay, i looked it up, it's the chest, basically.
Slartibartfaster: Strut: okay, i looked it up, it's the chest, basically.it is often divided into sections of the spine on vertebrates - the more you know
Straight Outta Wells Branch: I was born in New London, CT so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.New London is shiatty as hell.
berylman: Straight Outta Wells Branch: I was born in New London, CT so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.New London is shiatty as hell.But is it fecal metric comparable to the old London of England?
strangeluck: Ahem, subby. This story doesn't have everything, you're missing the gay 80 year old male stripper dressed as the pope while roller skating, wearing an oversized nolvety diaper, and playing a banjo.Plus no Blonde bimbos assaulting eachother with cheese wiz and pixie sticks? The story is far from having everything, subby.
lizyrd: Talked to the guys that were on this call. The guy was all smashed up, evicerated, but alive. They ended up having to work him. A bloody, messy, smelly call.
A Terrible Human: But PCP is a dissociative?
nburghmatt: A Terrible Human: But PCP is a dissociative?yes, but it can definitely cause hallucinations. trust me on this one.
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