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2014-02-01 09:19:55 AM  
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2014-02-01 09:27:16 AM  
"I am head of the most powerful church in the world, and we are driving around in this POS? Can't we get a Merc?"

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2014-02-01 09:32:55 AM  
My hat blows off one more time and your next posting will be at the Holy Sewage Treatment Plant
2014-02-01 10:26:46 AM  
The Van Wyck? At this time of day? We're gonna miss the flight.
2014-02-01 11:06:44 AM  
Hey guys... You know what the best thing is about riding in a convertible?... *paarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*... Ventilation!
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2014-02-01 11:09:56 AM  
Why didn't you go before we started?
2014-02-01 11:53:18 AM  
This Decoy Pope idea is fantastic, Antonio.  No one will ever know the real Francis is one of those anonymous Cardinals in the back.
2014-02-01 12:01:35 PM  
2014-02-01 12:03:05 PM  
I am tired of Italian girls. Drive me to where I can pick up some German broads.
2014-02-01 12:04:19 PM  
Let's see what this Lark can do! Careful, we'll be reaching speeds of 10!

/pope hardcheese
2014-02-01 12:09:33 PM  
C'mon, Giovanni, punch it!  Whaddathey gonna go?  Ticket the frickin' pope?
2014-02-01 12:16:25 PM  
"So you are telling me the DMV gave my ASSMAN vanity plate to some other guy?"
2014-02-01 12:21:14 PM  
"Keep it under 80, Mario."
2014-02-01 12:23:49 PM  
It's a 106 miles to Rome, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes...
2014-02-01 12:27:57 PM  
For Christ's sake, stop and ask for directions!  We're already 2 hours late!
2014-02-01 12:41:04 PM  
ArchBishop: "Driver, prepare to move out."
Pope: "What are you preparing?! You're always preparing! Just go!"
2014-02-01 12:43:33 PM  
Release the Trunk Monkey!!
2014-02-01 12:49:04 PM  
Dude. Dunkin Donuts, on your left. I need coffee and a cruller.
2014-02-01 12:56:55 PM  
"You dumbasses, I'm not the Pope anymore!"
2014-02-01 01:01:41 PM  
"I'm more popular than JFK."
2014-02-01 01:03:11 PM  
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2014-02-01 01:18:30 PM  
Driver: " I'm not sayin' we ARE gay, just sayin' that, if me and my partner here WERE gay, that you could go ahead and marry us, you bein' the Pope an' all...if you were any kind of REAL Pope..."
2014-02-01 01:21:00 PM  
Solo alcuni buoni vecchi ragazzi, non significa nulla di male. Batte tutti avete mai visto, nei guai con la legge dal giorno in cui sono nati.
2014-02-01 01:23:27 PM  
"Man, I dont even have an opinion."
2014-02-01 01:28:09 PM  
You a-know a-whatta FIAT stands a-for? It a-stands for "Found onna da Road Dead".
2014-02-01 01:29:29 PM  
I a-knewwa I a-shoulda a-taken a left atta Albuquerque
2014-02-01 01:31:00 PM  
You a-makka my Bigga Gulp spill again anna Imma gonna pray you a-right in to the third circle ovva Hell!
2014-02-01 01:34:37 PM  
I a-readda the bill-a-boards aloud onna da road trips. It's a-my thing. No way that a-ever gets a-old. Listen "A-hooters! Wings anna re-a-fresha-aments. Next Exita!" "Econolodge Free a-wi-a-fi! Hot a-break-a-fast! Jacuzzi Suites 5 a-miles"

What do you mean, I a-gots to get out and walk now?
2014-02-01 01:53:15 PM  
Whataya mean you didn't go for the air ride?  This Pope wants to bounce.
2014-02-01 01:58:45 PM  
"Guido, duya  thinka Caardinal Marconi gonna geta maada me for makinga dis outafita outta my bedspreeadda and shaalwer curtin?  It be biatchin eh?"  (I woonder if he be-a likin mya Canaadian ac-centa?)
2014-02-01 02:01:13 PM  
Pull over and stop by the deli; their gefilte fish is to die for.
2014-02-01 02:13:01 PM  
I'm the Pope. I'm the Pope. Suck my dick. I'm the Pope!
2014-02-01 02:20:05 PM  
"Haaaail to the Pope driver, Pope driver, Pope driver, haaaail to the Pope driver, Pope driver man!..."
2014-02-01 02:24:38 PM  
They see me Poping. They hating!
2014-02-01 02:33:38 PM  
Are we there, yet?
2014-02-01 03:14:18 PM  
"Do I shiat in the woods?  Well, I dub this vehicle 'The Woods', so yes."
2014-02-01 03:15:40 PM  
(angry over going too slow ....)

"How many brake pedals does this thing have?"
2014-02-01 03:28:24 PM  
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Oh, stop complaining. Sure, the brain cleaning bar hurts now, but when I pull it out you'll feel great.

2014-02-01 03:30:49 PM  
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Are you sure this damned Italian box is amphibious?

That last bridge seemed a lot higher.

If the next bridge is higher, I'm getting out and walking home!

2014-02-01 05:01:45 PM  
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"POS Fiat, and a pair of douches for my driver detail who clearly have never heard of frikking SUNGLASSES so they don't have to squint so hard they can't drive faster than a slow crawl and end up looking like bald, tanned asians. OH MY BOSS"
2014-02-01 05:19:23 PM  
"Burger King is that way .."
2014-02-01 06:16:43 PM  
"What the hell!  I called shotgun!"
2014-02-01 07:13:52 PM  
Oh feely me bony belly, dominus forbiskum billy selleth all his dominoes
2014-02-01 07:33:20 PM  
"See that bum over there? I thought I told you to get him the hell out of here."
2014-02-02 01:38:44 AM  
They see me Rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty...
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