ecl: thamike: [synthesis.net image 512x349]Ok. I want to be fashioned into a piece of furniture and used as a nice rocking chair. Maybe a coffee table. Coat rack.
MattyFridays: "stay classy Puerto Rico"I DO NOT UNDERSTAND CUSTOMS OF ANOTHER CULTURE SO I WILL MOCK THEM ON A WHOLE.Seriously, who greenlit this headline? They should lose their mod powers.
Butterflew: LoneWolf343: The_Original_Roxtar: Mangoose: Family chooses to honor dead's last wish. Stay racist, submitter."Puerto Rican" is an ethnicity/nationality... not a race.What do you think a "race" is, you farking moron?The "race" is Hispanic. The nationality is Puerto Rican. Or Cuban. Or Guatemalan. Or Mexican. Take your pick.
zimbomba63: I've already expressed my wish to be waked, showing me fapping the shower. Everybody nodded, but, I have to wonder.
Headso: palelizard: Aww. That's sweet. I hope my family does the same with my corpse, only in a bar. I'll take care of the pickling to save them some trouble.then everyone there can kinda just leave one by one and leave your corpse there to pick up the tab."ok buddy it's closing time and your friends left you with a 1200 dollar tab.......buddy?"
palelizard: Aww. That's sweet. I hope my family does the same with my corpse, only in a bar. I'll take care of the pickling to save them some trouble.
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