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(CultureMap)   Think your job is beneath your talents? At least you don't have to dress up in a Poo Fairy suit and hang out at a park looking for people cleaning up after their dogs   ( houston.culturemap.com) divider line
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2014-02-01 09:45:28 AM  
No, that's about my talent level.
2014-02-01 09:49:04 AM  
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Poo thread!
2014-02-01 09:54:57 AM  
Beneath your talents like sinking into spending your day helping pretty girls pick up dog poop in order to weasel in to night lives?
2014-02-01 10:01:46 AM  
I'll bet at least 50% of the applicants were turned away for overqualification.
2014-02-01 10:02:01 AM  
But I like dressing up as the 'Poo Fariy'

I do it all the time anyway
2014-02-01 10:02:42 AM  
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2014-02-01 10:03:52 AM  
But, then there's this:
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2014-02-01 10:10:00 AM  

CujoQuarrel: But I like dressing up as the 'Poo Fariy'

I do it all the time anyway

Inorite? I just have to make sure the park is 1000 feet away from any elementary schools.
2014-02-01 10:18:42 AM  
Based on how this year started, I would consider that an existential step up.
2014-02-01 10:24:45 AM  
I just run around stickin' little Minesweeper flags in them.
2014-02-01 10:35:29 AM  
If you leave a bowl snake under your pillow, the poo fairy comes and leaves you a quarter?
2014-02-01 10:35:51 AM  
"Oh damn, someone saw, guess I have to pick it up".

Said every dog owner ever.
2014-02-01 10:37:28 AM  
There's a Rick Santorum joke in that headline somewhere, but damned if I'm going looking for it.
2014-02-01 10:55:58 AM  
Could be worse, I suppose. Fecal Fairy has a better ring to it. Poor employees are lucky corporate didn't go with that.
2014-02-01 11:06:30 AM  
You love your dogs
They love you too
Share the love
Pick up their poo

/ Burma Shave!
2014-02-01 12:12:23 PM  

zzrhardy: "Oh damn, someone saw, guess I have to pick it up".

Said every dog owner ever.

You sound like you keep a box of cat waste in your home.
2014-02-01 01:03:31 PM  
Could be worse.

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2014-02-01 01:51:56 PM  
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Just beat me up, and take my lunch money.
2014-02-01 03:40:59 PM  
I.R. Rottweiler had it in one above -- Burma Shave
2014-02-01 04:30:45 PM  
...   ok, that's true.

Carry on, Subby.
2014-02-01 09:08:16 PM  
From looking at the picture, I thought, 'which one is the poo fairy?'
2014-02-02 04:52:12 PM  
Shiat Pixies would be an excellent name for a rock band.
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