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(My Fox Tampa Bay)   DO NOT FEED THE BEARS. This 81-year-old woman would tell you more but she's in jail tonight   ( myfoxtampabay.com) divider line
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2014-02-01 05:07:25 AM  
2 votes:
Convoy! Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, what's your twenty?
Convoy! OMAHA? Well, they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer shure. Well, mercy
Convoy! sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your...
Convoy! tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side.
Convoy! We gone. 'Bye,'bye.

/hot quote
2014-02-01 09:57:48 PM  
1 vote:
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Maybe she should have fed these bears, and invited her husband. Hey, even at 81, gotta keep things fresh.
2014-02-01 12:19:00 PM  
1 vote:
"She taught us girls how to walk, talk, do our nails, stand up straight, and be respectful," said former student Karrol Tedder.

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'E taught me to *walk*, and to *talk*, and to *dress*, like a regular LADY! 'E give me real CLASS 'e did! [blows nose loudly]

/this was the only pic I could find.
2014-02-01 10:55:14 AM  
1 vote:
That 81 year old lady has a tender heart, according to friends, family, bears.
2014-02-01 10:52:24 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-01 05:25:04 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: A group of the former middle school teacher's physical education students five of her former physical education students prayed outside of her home on Friday night.

"She taught us girls how to walk, talk, do our nails, stand up straight, and be respectful," said former student Karrol Tedder.

That's a pretty strange idea of phys ed.

Mary Musselman

I love her curry.

Florida. Probably in the 60s. When phys ed for girls was "how to hook a man." Like every other subject.
2014-02-01 04:57:23 AM  
1 vote:

dywed88: Confabulat: An 81-year-old woman in Highlands County probably has very little awareness the Vietnam War is over, much less what people expect from her bear treatment decisions. There's your usual rural, and then there's Highlands County rural, and that's a whole different thing.

Well, if the repeated warnings and probation didn't get the point across, she either needs to be in a home or she deserves what she gets.

Confabulat: Really? What did the bear do?

Started hanging out around homes/businesses and seeking out humans to feed it. It is like the pigeons in the park, except more than capable of making you dinner if you don't have anything to give it.

The bear is going to make me dinner? Not sure how well a bear can cook, but I guess I'm game if he wants to try.
2014-02-01 04:44:29 AM  
1 vote:
I didn't say she was lucky she didn't go shopping, I said she was lucky she didn't get mauled.

/here all week, tip your server, etc...
2014-02-01 01:57:17 AM  
1 vote:

hardinparamedic: Confabulat: Really? What did the bear do? Or were you just the usual redneck yokels being dicks with guns? Highlands County is one of the scariest places in Florida. I've been all over this state too.

Thanks to Miss "I'ma feed the cute wild animals because DISNEY MOVIES ARE TOTES REAL", the bear got used to human contact and probably began encroaching on civilization to find something nice to eat. That's all they need to put them down.

You've never been to Highlands County, have you? There's no civilization there.
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