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(MLive.com)   Woman in Michigan charged with "Super Drunk" driving. Fark: There is actually a law in Michigan called The Super Drunk Driving law   ( mlive.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Catherine Demery, Washtenaw County, Ypsilanti  
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2014-01-31 01:54:32 PM  
9 votes:

Doc_Gerbil: She's a minor? Holy shiat, she's done some rough time if that's her picture.

Super alcholism is no laughing matter. It also leads to such social ills as super teen pregnancy, super child abuse, and super traffic fatalities, which frequently kill thousands of people per crash.
2014-01-31 02:12:28 PM  
4 votes:
Demery is charged  with
1 unlawful use of a motor vehicle,
2 operating while intoxicated, second offense,
3 operating with a blood alcohol content higher than .17,
4 minor operating with any amount of BAC,
5 two counts of resisting or assaulting a police officer,
6 possession of marijuana,
7 malicious destruction of property,
8 driving with a suspended license
9 minor in possession of alcohol.

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2014-01-31 02:04:22 PM  
4 votes:
It all started that one time when Super Dave Osborne came to town...
2014-01-31 02:51:46 PM  
3 votes:
wonder if she was super-
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speeding also?
2014-01-31 02:30:18 PM  
3 votes:
I think you should have to be wearing a cape to be Super Drunk.
d23 [BareFark]
2014-01-31 02:08:21 PM  
3 votes:
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2014-01-31 02:47:55 PM  
2 votes:
Super Drunk...Crappiest mutant power ever.
2014-01-31 02:28:52 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-31 02:13:10 PM  
2 votes:
Tune in next week for more adventures of SuperDrunk!
2014-01-31 04:18:48 PM  
1 vote:

The Googles Do Nothing: Kygz: The Googles Do Nothing: Kygz: A University of Michigan student.  Excellent work.

Where does it say that?

On her facebook page.

veedeevadeevoodee: Kygz: A University of Michigan student.  Excellent work.

She's a whore?

She's 'in a relationship' so I doubt it.  Ann Arbor is a whore though.

People can put anything on their facebook page.  She doesn't fit the profile of an Ann Arbor UM student....a Dearborn or Flint campus maybe....

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2014-01-31 03:37:17 PM  
1 vote:
if a .17 is called super drunk then I've been supercalifragilisticexpialidocious drunk.
2014-01-31 03:00:28 PM  
1 vote:

MythDragon: If she's *legally* drunk, then what's the problem?

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2014-01-31 02:57:29 PM  
1 vote:
If she's *legally* drunk, then what's the problem?
2014-01-31 02:51:31 PM  
1 vote:

MayoSlather: Super Drunk...Crappiest mutant power ever.

Snowflame has super cocaine powers.
2014-01-31 02:37:10 PM  
1 vote:
She's a super drunk! 
...super drunk! 
She's super drinky!

/Sung to the tune of "Super Freak"
//Stolen from another Farker
2014-01-31 02:35:16 PM  
1 vote:
No, no no...

This is super drunk:

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That's just a little girl with daddy issues.
2014-01-31 02:13:29 PM  
1 vote:
How drunk was she?

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Thanks for asking!
2014-01-31 02:10:25 PM  
1 vote:
Challenge accepted.
2014-01-31 02:04:59 PM  
1 vote:
I've done some super stupid stuff while super drunk.
2014-01-31 02:04:45 PM  
1 vote:
That's how we roll!
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