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(MLive.com)   Woman in Michigan charged with "Super Drunk" driving. Fark: There is actually a law in Michigan called The Super Drunk Driving law   ( mlive.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Catherine Demery, Washtenaw County, Ypsilanti  
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10193 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jan 2014 at 1:59 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-31 02:57:29 PM  
1 vote:
If she's *legally* drunk, then what's the problem?
2014-01-31 02:30:18 PM  
1 vote:
I think you should have to be wearing a cape to be Super Drunk.
2014-01-31 02:22:56 PM  
1 vote:
This is good.  When I got popped, I blew a .10.  The law had been changed from .10 to .08 about a month earlier.  I honestly thought I was OK to drive.  A month earlier I would've been fine.

Ah my early twenties.  What a dumbfark I was.

Still am, in different ways.
2014-01-31 02:17:15 PM  
1 vote:

ltdanman44: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x467]

I'd hit it like an open head wound while wearing no seat belt.

The friend is prettier and looks less insane.
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2014-01-31 02:06:16 PM  
1 vote:
2nd offence at 19?   I know it must suck to live so close to Detroit but get a grip woman!!
2014-01-31 02:02:03 PM  
1 vote:
In PA we have a coo one called "habitual bad drive statute"  where you can lose your license forever.
2014-01-31 01:54:32 PM  
1 vote:

Doc_Gerbil: She's a minor? Holy shiat, she's done some rough time if that's her picture.

Super alcholism is no laughing matter. It also leads to such social ills as super teen pregnancy, super child abuse, and super traffic fatalities, which frequently kill thousands of people per crash.
2014-01-31 01:44:20 PM  
1 vote:
She's a minor? Holy shiat, she's done some rough time if that's her picture.
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