Diogenes: Yeah, but they always look angry.I went night golfing once.
Noticeably F.A.T.: A gold ball landed on an alligator's head! Here's 30 pictures of unrelated alligators.
Diogenes: I went night golfing once.
StrikitRich: Would have been better is Smits had linked to the original article with the pictures.[bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 300x199]
new_york_monty: Actually, that's one of the few times you don't have to play it as it lies. Don't have my copy of the rules of golf on me, but there is a dangerous wildlife exemption to the rule. Also one of the few times you get to substitute a new ball without penalty.
brantgoose: One stroke penalty and drop the ball as close to the alligator as possible unless you can get the alligator to shake the ball off without committing animal cruelty.Standing on the alligator's snout is cruel and not a good idea because it will try to shake you off. Also, they use their tails as weapons, so it isn't safe to just hold their jaws shut (they have immensely powerful bites but their jaws are easier to hold shut--like a spring-trap).Also, you should not wrestle the alligator for the ball unless you have alligator wrestling experience. It is harder than it looks, not because it requires great strength, but because alligator's skin is very rough and tough and sharp. Their scales are like tiny serrated knives. Bleeding will only make the alligator hungry and angry it up.One stroke, man. You can take one stroke surely.
Diogenes: I went night golfing once
johnny_vegas: friedo: Golf is dumb. Dude probably deserved to get ate eaten et anyway./youse are welcum
brantgoose: One stroke penalty and drop the ball as close to the alligator as possible unless you can get the alligator to shake the ball off without committing animal cruelty.
friedo: Golf is dumb. Dude probably deserved to get ate aten anyway.
garkola: Animal interference always results in a free drop, unless the animal grabs your ball and drops it into the hole or some other playable location. I remember there's a rule specifically designed for that, since there are courses with monkeys in Asia that enjoy running off with golf balls.
H31N0US: [fullhousesports.files.wordpress.com image 500x461]Damn straight./image is hot. You might see it, or you might see one of those clever "do not steal mah bandwidth and hotlinker has small penis" jpgs.
olapbill: StrikitRich: Would have been better is Smits had linked to the original article with the pictures.[bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 300x199]http://www.mysuncoast.com/news/local/photos-golf-shot-lands-on-gator -s -head/article_7a110f56-89c8-11e3-9bfe-001a4bcf6878.htmlwhich also states the ball was thrown there, not hit there.
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