veedeevadeevoodee: MREs aren't that bad/ they could always choose death
Onkel Buck: demaL-demaL-yeH: Onkel Buck: demaL-demaL-yeH: Onkel Buck: A10Mechanic: So what? The poor people who eat them won't have to worry about pooping for the next 3-5 days. That's a win, in my book.Then why did they pack toilet paper in them?[i26.photobucket.com image 320x208]/anyone want to explain to the civilians how to properly use the MRE shiat paper?To wipe the post-nasal drip from your nose from the overflow of tears from pushing a half week worth of dessicated MRE bricks out your rectum.I just put you in for a medal for that response. It will probably downgraded to a certificate of appreciation thoughThat's OK. You should see what they did to my twenty-page writeup for a Legion of Merit for one of my soldiers.What did he end up with an AAM?
doglover: libranoelrose: doglover: tommyl66: At a minimum your car should have 5 gallons of water, a twenty pound bag of kitty litter, a twenty pound bag of sand and salt mixed in a 2-to-3 ratio, several blankets and quilts, one flashlight for every available seat in the car, backup batteries for said flashlights, a five-gallon bucket for bodily waste, a five-gallon bucket for melting ice and snow should the water run out, a battery-operated radio, a small generator, backup fuel for the generator, a ham radio to alert ham radio enthusiasts to your position, a flotation device for every seat available in the car, printed 8.5x11 snarky pictures to put in your windows to mock and amuse those stranded around you, and some snacks.lolI was trying to post a picture to mock him, and the url snarfed.
ZzeusS: MREs are not bad, per se. Some are better than others. Just remember you're not signing up for fine dining.God help the poor bastard stuck with Egg and Cheese Omelette
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