aagrajag: Valiente: Surprisingly little about how Japanese women make that horrible nasal moaning during sex, as if one's impressive penis was somehow stranding them on the tipping point between pain and pleasure.Or how they bring you a beer and a sammich afterwards.I've best heard sex with Japanese women described as: "Banging the dolphin-squeaks out of them".
Omnis_evil_twin: I am not from here! I have my own customs! Look at my crazy passport!
RayD8: Japanese melons command only an erection solid enough to support a cinder block.
brantgoose: [img.fark.net image 300x421]Worst Japanese Elvis Impersonator Ever
LordBeavis: Yes, the women in the article were less than fit. I think what happens is that Japanese gals that marry foreigners are often too old and unattractive for Japanese fellow. My understanding is that once a woman gets over 30, she's over the hill. So these dudes end up marrying ugmos because those are the most eager as no Japanese man will have them. Now someone who has actually been to Japan can correct my false assumptions.
Valiente: Surprisingly little about how Japanese women make that horrible nasal moaning during sex, as if one's impressive penis was somehow stranding them on the tipping point between pain and pleasure.Or how they bring you a beer and a sammich afterwards.
aagrajag: FatherChaos: When I was living in Japan, I sometimes got natto sushi from the convenience store. It's funny how that's like the one food that is famous for being hated by foreigners. My EFL students always asked me "Can you eat natto?" I told them it was OK, but it wasn't one of my favorites.I understand all the references in the article and why a Japanese wife would consider them strange, but it also means those girls/women need to get out more. It'd be like an American woman being married to a guy from, say, Saudi Arabia, and saying "I don't understand why he watches American football on TV. It's so strange!"Did you ever eat namako? It is the only food I've ever encountered in my entire life that's just too vile to eat.
Alienzushi: Having crotchfruit adds to the fun with concerns regarding education, language learning, healthcare, ninja training, holidays & on & on.
aagrajag: Fast Moon: We had a group of Japanese exchange students at my college one year, and the first day we took them to the cafeteria, they gawked at the melon mix on the salad bar and wondered if they were actually allowed to have some. Apparently melons are a really expensive delicacy in Japan, so it was cute watching them stare at a cup of diced cantaloupe like we were serving them caviar. They also ate grilled cheese with a fork.Most fruit is quite expensive here. Melons in particular command a ridiculous price and are usually given as gifts.
Farce-Side: hahahahahahaha foreigners are strange, as they are from another country and not from Japan, and therefore they have different cultural norms, which is hilarious hahahahahahahaha**read very fast in a speed racer style voice
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