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(CBC)   Woman filing lawsuit must prove that car crash has left her unable to use Facebook as much as she used to   ( divider line
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4747 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jan 2014 at 9:25 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-31 12:18:48 AM  
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whatshisname: Sounds like an unintentional benefit of the accident.

The judge is going to rule that the operator of the dump truck will have to run into everyone in the province as community service.
2014-01-30 10:54:02 PM  
1 vote:
Go play in traffic, Joanne.
2014-01-30 09:45:08 PM  
1 vote:
farking Obamascare destroys another life.
2014-01-30 09:44:40 PM  
1 vote:
Wait, judges are going to require parties to provide evidence to back up the claims they make in court now? What is this world coming to?
2014-01-30 09:30:54 PM  
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FTFA: Instead, he argued she must provide records of her Facebook usage - including log-in and log-out information - to see if it supports her claim that the accident has reduced her ability to concentrate online.

First of all, it's possible to remain logged in all the time, which I do because I'm really goddamn lazy. Secondly, wtf does ability to concentrate have to do with it? I'd think 'ability to remain seated in a computer chair' would be far more relevant. I can spend hours online just derping around (oh hi, Fark), but there are some days where my back just aches incessantly and I have to go lie down.

/no, I don't have a life
//boonies living...
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