Gyrfalcon: Conrod claims the injuries she sustained in that accident have left her unable to work and have compromised her recreational and social activities, including the amount of time she spends on Facebook.Wow, that sounds perilously close to frivolous-lawsuit territory to me; but maybe Canadia's laws are looser when it comes to that sort of thing. CAN you even sue for inability to sit around wasting time as much as you used to? Because if so, I'll totally go for it the next slip&fall I sustain.
Mega Steve: My tragic "male enhancement pump" accident has left me unable to enjoy pron as much as I used to (down to only 8 hours a day). Whar mah moneez?
whatshisname: Sounds like an unintentional benefit of the accident.
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