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(Uproxx)   The five Doritos ad finalists that could score a touchdown at the Super Bowl   ( uproxx.com) divider line
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2014-01-30 11:44:24 PM  
2 votes:
Why the fark would I watch a commercial?
2014-01-30 10:15:51 PM  
2 votes:
I'm tired of commercials trying to sell me products by featuring idiots doing idiotic things.
2014-01-30 09:54:16 PM  
2 votes:
the finger cleaner was definitely the funniest but the obvious sexual connotation is probably too much for mainstream television.  the time machine was the best one other than that.  "it's the future!"
2014-01-30 09:50:52 PM  
2 votes:
Do you know how much GMO corn goes into a Dorito? Dude, that corn doesn't pass through you. It WALKS THROUGH YOU! It glides, like a manic kid on a sled, while your intestines freak out over the sea shanties, trying to defend themselves with huge increases in bile and acid, eventually turning you into a quivering mass of Stage 4 carcinoma.

Anyway, go ahead and enjoy your ads from HELL. Your flaming pit awaits! (Yes, we know what you did. And we know that too.)
2014-01-30 09:45:41 PM  
2 votes:
The time machine was meh, the finger cleaning hole I can't see making onto national TV (damned funny tho), and I can't really decide amongst the others.  Prolly the kid riding the dog.

Truth be told, all 5 of these are better than 99.9% of the commercials that get shown.
2014-01-31 05:59:43 AM  
1 vote:

AbiNormal: Why the fark would I watch a commercial?

A whole heaping cool ranch pile of THIS!!
2014-01-31 12:55:24 AM  
1 vote:
where do i vote for the glory hole ad?
2014-01-30 10:54:40 PM  
1 vote:

AliceBToklasLives: Why do they need to spend money advertising?  Who hasn't heard of Doritos?

i know right!


one could speculate Coke spends $3.5 Billion a year ... and who hasn't heard of Coke!

/brand familiarity isn't the point... it's the programming to spur an action when faced with a choice
2014-01-30 10:52:56 PM  
1 vote:
Those were all terrible.
2014-01-30 10:31:03 PM  
1 vote:
Isn't the Time Machine one someone from Fark?

Hell with it, vote for that guy.
2014-01-30 10:12:37 PM  
1 vote:

AliceBToklasLives: Why do they need to spend money advertising?  Who hasn't heard of Doritos?

How do you think they got that way. *snort* quality?
2014-01-30 10:09:41 PM  
1 vote:

The Flexecutioner: when they start packaging and selling containers of the doritos dust i will buy it.  until then, nah.  i dont eat many chips.  too easy to over-eat for me so i have to abstain.

That is because you are weak.
2014-01-30 10:02:24 PM  
1 vote:
Why do they need to spend money advertising?  Who hasn't heard of Doritos?
2014-01-30 10:01:26 PM  
1 vote:
i liked 4 of them, the first one was total fail.  the kid on dog gets cute points with everyone.  the finger hole gets creepy hilarity points with juvenile mentalities.  the time machine is funny-ish but more like a normal commercial with nothing "super" about its cleverness.  the ostrich is edited funnily enough but too similar to other giant-animals-in-the-workplace commercial.

so kid cowboy and finger cleaner are my top two.  but as the first one was the worst i wont be surprised when it get the spot, haha.
2014-01-30 09:56:30 PM  
1 vote:
Here's one I was in this year that did not get picked as a finalist.

2014-01-30 09:45:30 PM  
1 vote:
Necco Wafers are the food of gods, heathen.
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