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(Palmer Report)   The only thing more asinine than petitions to deport Justin Bieber? Petitions to let him stay   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Justin Bieber, digital signatures, petitions  
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2155 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jan 2014 at 4:37 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-30 04:41:06 PM  
4 votes:
"Supernatural" actor said, "Just saw the mugshot of @justinbieber. I gotta admit, she's kinda hot without all of her usual makeup on."
2014-01-30 04:39:35 PM  
3 votes:
Jesus Hasselhoff Christ, who gives a sh*t?
2014-01-30 04:40:42 PM  
2 votes:
"In accordance with its policies stating that any such petition filed on will be replied to if its digital signatures reach six figures."

I realize something's better than nothing, but...

2014-01-31 07:45:34 PM  
1 vote:

hchaos: How abou a petition to have Joe Biden punch Justin Bieber in the face?

For the record, I have no idea why I picked Joe Biden. I hope someone can tell me.

Consolation prize for not getting the bird?
2014-01-30 10:21:00 PM  
1 vote:
Surprised no one has posted this yet:
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2014-01-30 04:58:00 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, and while we're at it, Alanis Morrisette!
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2014-01-30 04:54:36 PM  
1 vote:

neversubmit: [ image 672x672]

So... We can burn Bieber for fuel?
2014-01-30 04:53:46 PM  
1 vote:
The only thing more asinine than that is talking about the petitions...and Bieber's arrest...and his girlfriends...and his outfits...constantly on a site populated primarily by middle aged nerds who apparently hate him so much they can't stop farking talking about him.
2014-01-30 04:49:23 PM  
1 vote:

beefoe: Yes, but all the signers are from Canuckistan.

Damn straight.  We don't want him back.
2014-01-30 04:48:19 PM  
1 vote:
 "Panem et circenses"
2014-01-30 04:43:31 PM  
1 vote:
Simple solution here. Find every person who signed that petition, then take away their right to vote.
2014-01-30 04:42:02 PM  
1 vote:
Yes, but all the signers are from Canuckistan.
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