dv-ous: Anderson's Pooper: There are days when I hate my profession. This is one of those days.Are you a lawyer or an adult film starlet?
Mugato: Lego's whored their name to every property you can imagine and they get pissy about this?
Disgruntled Goat: Hey, it's the exact same thread that was on The Chive 2 days ago. Same comments with same pictures, even.
WTFDYW: That is one ugly chick. But then I am not 20 something.
GGracie: Why didn't I think of this? I love Legos ;-)
illannoyin: I just saw her on the fleshlight website and she looks completely wrecked downstairs...Despite it's popularity among so many Farkers the Farking filter apparently prevents linking to the fleshlight website./Now I'm craving a roast beef sandwich for some reason. Weird huh?
The more you eat the more you fart: Pkay..its not often id say this but: that is one fugly chick. Unless of course you are into tatted-up biatches with huge unnatural-looking fake tits and a pseudo-punk shaved hairdo.
PC LOAD LETTER: Don't fool yourself. Someone won and got a BJ with a non-disclosure agreement.
The more you eat the more you fart: Sorry for typos. Getting used to new phone.
wildcardjack: doglover: Lawyers are the main problem with everything. Judges, politicians, corrupt bankers: the all start as lawyers.Shakespeare was right.You haven't actually gone over that passage. It's about making way for tyrannical dictatorship.
Mentat: Farking lawyers.
Anderson's Pooper: There are days when I hate my profession. This is one of those days.
uncleacid: It doesn't say that she is going to use a leaf blower.
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