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(The Local)   "Hi there. I noticed you're trying to break into my house. Would you like to come in for a cup of coffee instead while we wait for the police together?"   ( divider line
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2014-01-29 12:07:08 AM  
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I once caught a couple of guys breaking into the house next door.  I had them come into my kitchen and call the cops and explain what they were doing breaking into the house.

Yes, I was holding a gun at the time.  I didn't get in any trouble for it ;)
2014-01-28 06:31:28 PM  
1 vote:
Reading that article, I almost thought I could hear the Flying Circus theme
2014-01-28 05:42:35 PM  
1 vote:
Homeowner Tomas Holmberg rushed to the balcony, flung open the door from the inside and managed to overpower the hapless thief - who didn't resist - and promptly called the police, according to local media reports.

How do you  overpower someone who isn't using any power against you? Shouldn't that just be "managed to power the hapless thief"?
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