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(Slate)   Got some spare change you can loan the Queen of England? She's down to her last million pounds   ( slate.com) divider line
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2014-01-28 02:37:41 PM  
8 votes:
Do you want fries with that, peasant?
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2014-01-28 02:36:02 PM  
5 votes:
Also down to her last million pounds....

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2014-01-28 03:43:15 PM  
4 votes:
Britons gave their monarch £31 million via the Sovereign Grant, cash earmarked for the queen's official duties, and that can be used for the maintenance of palaces and the salaries of staff, among other things. That figure is set to rise to £36.1 million for 2013-14 and to £37.9 million in 2014-15

So she's really just a...

Puts on sunglasses

...welfare queen.  Yeah!!!!
2014-01-28 02:27:02 PM  
4 votes:
That's what she gets for taking financial advice from the Earl of Grantham.
2014-01-28 02:24:06 PM  
4 votes:
"The boiler in Buckingham Palace is 60 years old," committee chair Margaret Hodge told the BBC.

I thought HRM was over 70.
2014-01-28 02:23:25 PM  
4 votes:
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Knows how she feels.
2014-01-28 02:27:42 PM  
3 votes:
Well some tart in a lake distributing swords is hardly a basis for a system of government.
2014-01-28 03:30:14 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-28 02:45:45 PM  
2 votes:

offacue: The queen should do porn.  I'd pay a few quid to watch her get her rocks off on a sybian.  Think she royally squirts?  Call it Royal O's.

Thanks. Just made an appointment for a lobotomy to have that image scraped from my mind!
2014-01-28 02:41:25 PM  
2 votes:
I hear that the Iron Bank of Braavos  offers great interest rates for monarchies in need some some quick cash.
2014-01-28 02:30:20 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-28 02:27:26 PM  
2 votes:
They could hire out Pippa as a stripper.
2014-01-28 02:25:23 PM  
2 votes:
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Maybe she should go out and get a goddamn job. Mechanics get paid pretty well
2014-01-28 02:14:17 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe they need some new leadership....

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2014-01-28 05:34:26 PM  
1 vote:

Aigoo: comslave: They could hire out Pippa as a stripper.

She's not a royal. She's the skanky sister of a girl who happened to marry a royal. Kate and Harry, on the other hand...

I didn't say anything about helping out the royals, I just think Pippa would make a great stripper.
2014-01-28 05:03:24 PM  
1 vote:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, man, I'd love being able to yell at her for either not supersizing my fries or farking up my Happy Meal!!!
"You know, I was once queen of jolly old England"
"That's nice, Skeletor, now get back to bagging my groceries. And me and the rest of my Scottish and Irish brethren hope you die broke and forgotten in a gas station bathroom"
"My wud!!! You CAD!!!!"

Gotta wonder if this means she's gonna have to live in a poor, yet gentrified neighborhood like much of England. Pretty sure she's not to terribly fond of Blacks, Indians or Arabs.
2014-01-28 03:24:19 PM  
1 vote:
She shouldn't have invested it all in Canadian railway stock.
2014-01-28 03:14:28 PM  
1 vote:
Well... I'll help out. Perhaps she could do some odd jobs for me.

What are your qualifications... your highness?

I was born and I can wave!

Thank you... neeeeext?
2014-01-28 03:10:02 PM  
1 vote:
If the monarch wants to raises money, she could tell parliament put a small tax on tea, when it arrive in port. Every british person drinks tea.  What could possibly go wrong?
2014-01-28 02:37:40 PM  
1 vote:
The queen should do porn.  I'd pay a few quid to watch her get her rocks off on a sybian.  Think she royally squirts?  Call it Royal O's.
2014-01-28 02:30:30 PM  
1 vote:
Sure, I'll loan them the money. I'd need some collateral until the note is paid off, though.
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She needs to leave the toddler back home/
2014-01-28 02:28:53 PM  
1 vote:

Dahnkster: Maybe they need some new leadership....

The Crown should follow this plan, down to the part where they adopt a sassy blonde flapper and the Irish guy gets noticeably fatter.
2014-01-28 02:27:27 PM  
1 vote:
That's a shame.
2014-01-28 02:24:58 PM  
1 vote:
She sounds fat.
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