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(The Local)   Parents keep children at home after receiving hoax text messages that elementary schools were to teach "masturbation lessons"   ( thelocal.fr) divider line
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4318 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jan 2014 at 2:49 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-29 02:03:35 AM  
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2014-01-28 03:07:12 PM  
2 votes:
So it's not just the USA with insane right-wing fundies
2014-01-28 04:53:38 PM  
1 vote:
How long before the American Taliban pulls this stunt? 3..2..1...
2014-01-28 03:41:13 PM  
1 vote:
Who was rumored to teach these lessons, Jocelyn Elders?
2014-01-28 03:23:48 PM  
1 vote:

Rootus: So it's not just the USA with insane right-wing fundies

Came (heh) here for this. Seems the anti-gays are the same lying shiats everywhere. They suck soooooo much, it's hard for me to express how much I loathe the right.
2014-01-28 03:08:57 PM  
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2014-01-28 03:03:12 PM  
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"That's right little Samantha. A nice slow circular motion, just like spreading finger paint."

"Ok boys, one of the most important things that you will learn is that you will not always have pornographic images available to you every time you need to fire one off. It is VITALLY important that you collect a substantial amount of data for your mental database that includes memories of every jiggling ass and nice pair of tits that you see during the day. This is what you will be using for stimulation when you can't get to your laptop."

"No, we CAN'T use super glue when we run out of Jergens. That's an excellent question, Andy."
2014-01-28 02:58:58 PM  
1 vote:
That sounds like a job for Ohio state troopers.
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