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(Slashdot)   "You know what would make Google Glass even better? Attaching a pencil-holder to it. Or a flower-pot." Google Glass's usefulness as a pickup tool drops rapidly to 0   ( slashdot.org) divider line
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2014-01-28 01:58:03 PM  
3 votes:
I can't wait to get a pair, it's going to be cool as hell to have a HUD to look at as I ride my Segway.
2014-01-28 12:45:53 PM  
3 votes:
I'm holding out for the Google Monocle.
2014-01-28 09:56:09 PM  
1 vote:

assjuice: wildcardjack: I have an app in mind, but it's above my skill level. Also, I don't have one to work with.

I saw a squirrel today.

He was goin' like this
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2014-01-28 03:18:37 PM  
1 vote:

jst3p: t3knomanser: jst3p: Ladies and gentleman this guy is a tech guy!

Actually, it's just that I don't have any friends.

That's unfortunate. I have an idea that may help. You could use a common technique where you employ a prop that encourages people to approach you and begin a dialog. A puppy or perhaps...

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Not entirely against your "make friends" idea, but when seeing that thing on someone's face the most common thoughts, depending on the viewer's prior knowledge, would be:

a. Oh that poor handicapped person, I hope that embarrassingly obvious mechanism makes them see better,


b. Oh look, a glasshole, they'd better not be recording me.

In neither case does it make the glasshole more approachable.
2014-01-28 01:08:38 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-01-28 01:02:54 PM  
1 vote:
Photo of the inventor:

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2014-01-28 11:34:28 AM  
1 vote:
You know what would make Google Glass even better?

If it didn't look really stupid?
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