mr0x: Wow. Scarlett Johansson must be going through some hard times that she has to whore herself out to a soda company.
electricjebus: I had to drink RC cola at the last Rams game I went to, because seriously noon is too early for me to pay 8 bucks for a beer. Where was the NFL to make sure I got my Coke or Pepsi for an outrageous itself price then?
gweilo8888: Yeah, I don't believe this story for one millisecond, mostly because every Sodastream I've ever tried tasted like ass. And not the good ass, either. Putrid, festering ass that's been left out in the sweaty sunshine for a week. Blue cheese ass.It's like this:* Real soda** Generic soda*** Flat generic soda that's had a homeless guy's nutsack dipped in it*** Sodastream
TOSViolation: I am very disappoint in this product. I had this image in my mind of it working differently. Apparently, you could achieve the same effect with a bottle of seltzer water and any random flavoring to add to it.
tonguedepressor: pedobearapproved: Well, I was expecting to see her twist the bottle into her ass and fart into the bottle and that's how the bubbles were actually being made.I am disappoint.The question than would be..who would still drink it?
LesserEvil: The reason it's "banned" is because SodaStream isn't buying any airtime and playing up a fake story about it being "banned" and getting a ton of publicity for it.
hundreddollarman: Obligatory.[img.fark.net image 295x295]Scarlett is a peach. Like when you eat a peach that is so ripe you can push your thumb through the skin. The juice runs down your chin and drips onto your chest, and the place in between your fingers gets so sticky you have trouble separating them. The next day, even after you wash your hands, you can still smell the sweet juice on your skin and, if no one is watching, you lick your fingers and the memory of that sweet fruit on your tongue floods back. Scarlett is like that.
ZeroCorpse: afswordsman: Came for the pics of Scarrlett J, and I am leaving disappointed.....People abandoned posting pics last night because FARK was resizing them all wrong. Don't blame the Farkers. Some people tried, but FARK wasn't playing nice.
interstellar_tedium: I have visited several friends and relatives with a SodaStream, none of them buys the flavor packets as they all just mix the bubbly water with fruit juice or fruit concentrate. I have been tempted to get a base unit to do the same, but I figure we can get by without fizzy juice in the house. I mean how do these people make money, is just everyone I know an exception and most people buy the flavor packs? If not then I can't see the revenue stream.
ladyfortuna: Mark Ratner: Who buys one of these things? If someone gave it to me, I'd re-gift it for sure.I have one, which I requested for my birthday. Mind you I only use the orange/berry/lemon-lime flavored essences, not the regular 'soda' flavors, but I used it all the goddamn time until the CO2 canister ran out. The only reason I'm stuck in a non-carbonated hell right now is because I live in the middle of nowhere and once the major shippers got wind of exactly what was in those canisters, they refused carry them. Stupid Walmart is completely unreliable for replacing it so I'm waiting until I move, at this point.*grumble**crave orange fizzy water*
Technoir: Flappyhead: TheOtherMisterP: Forget the banning for a minute and just look at the commercial itself:It's kind of lame, right? Any commercial that has to beg to go viral is just sad. And she doesn't do anything racy at all. Pepsi's Cindy Crawford commercial from 20 years was far sexier than this stupid thing.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B02DGmkqDDUHell compare it to the Two Broke Girls commercial last year.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH5aT3s6fPEIf you're going this route for publicity at least make it worth our while.Wow. they actually managed to make Beth Behr look somewhat attractive in that commercial. God knows they can't accomplish it on the show itself. Every time she speaks, I just want to hide in Kat Denning's cleavage and hate the world into oblivion.
ajgeek: LesserEvil: Bulls hit.The reason it's "banned" is because SodaStream isn't buying any airtime and playing up a fake story about it being "banned" and getting a ton of publicity for it.They did exactly the same thing last year.Welcome to the age of creating fake outrage used to generate viral video viewing.My Google is failing me, so I'm going to ask for a citation on this one.
pedobearapproved: Well, I was expecting to see her twist the bottle into her ass and fart into the bottle and that's how the bubbles were actually being made.I am disappoint.
tonguedepressor: The question than would be..who would still drink it?
gweilo8888: Yeah, I don't believe this story for one millisecond, mostly because every Sodastream I've ever tried tasted like ass. And not the good ass, either. Putrid, festering ass that's been left out in the sweaty sunshine for a week. Blue cheese ass.It's like this:* Real soda* Generic soda* Flat real soda* Flat generic soda* Flat generic soda that's had a homeless guy's nutsack dipped in it* Sodastream
SomeoneDumb: Today I learned you get more clicks by using an emotional word like banned to refer to what sounds like a simple refusal.
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