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(International Business Times)   For sale: Full size Velociraptor cage. One previous careful owner, until he was eaten   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Full size Velociraptor, velociraptor, Jurassic Park, eBay, Michael Crichton  
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2014-01-27 11:52:51 AM  
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Lt. Cheese Weasel: Galloping Galoshes: Headso: oh nice I can keep my mother in law in there!

She'd tear through that cage in a New York minute.  It's the tyrannosaur enclosure for her.

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'Clever girl'.

More like stupid Muldoon.

He knew there was more than one of them, and he knows they cooperated.  So he goes after the one raptor that he can see, staring intently on that one.  He develops what is known as "target fixation", and he ignores any other possible dangers.

Plus he gives Dr. Sattler *VERY* bad advice at the same time, telling her to run.  That's an almost guaranteed way to entice a predator to attack.  Better to have had her quietly stalk her way down while he made noise and distracted the raptors (while keeping them in sight).
2014-01-27 11:28:40 AM  
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Shortly after filming, Utahraptor was discovered...
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2014-01-27 11:10:40 AM  
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