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(Ballarat Courier (Australia))   Attendees at the Got Milk festival learn that milk doesn't give you healthy bones that are capable of withstanding being run over by an out-of-control driver   ( thecourier.com.au) divider line
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2014-01-27 11:39:25 AM  
I thought subby was churn all the dairy puns he could, before they get sour.
2014-01-27 11:40:05 AM  
Don't pitch your tent in a road.
2014-01-27 11:44:03 AM  
Just another responsible car owner.
2014-01-27 11:46:51 AM  
Got Insurance?
2014-01-27 11:49:25 AM  
Milk and alcohol don't mix.
2014-01-27 11:51:01 AM  

2014-01-27 11:52:19 AM  
Australia: Even being at a Milk Fesitval can kill you.
2014-01-27 11:53:21 AM  
Apparently. the driver didn't see the sign:

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2014-01-27 11:54:57 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Milk and alcohol don't mix.

Right, milk mixes with vellocet, synthemesc, or drencrom.

/that will sharpen you up
2014-01-27 11:55:57 AM  
It was a total cowastrophe.
2014-01-27 12:01:04 PM  
I read that as "Goat Milk festival"

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2014-01-27 12:16:42 PM  
Driver was a PETA antimilk crusader.
2014-01-27 12:21:59 PM  
some old neighbors of mine were in their late eighties. the wife went to help hubby in the house, he slipped and fell on her. both got up with a little help and no broken bones. both were still milk drinkers.
2014-01-27 12:47:21 PM  
Best Got Milk commercial ever. http://youtu.be/82yZVB7IDlE
2014-01-27 01:31:14 PM  
2014-01-27 04:19:30 PM  
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2014-01-27 08:43:34 PM  
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For some reason the headline made me think of this.
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