Marcus Aurelius: I'm holding out for seven virgins and a mule, but then that's just me.
99.998er: Is it me, or is there a striking resemblance[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x417]...in looks only![www.rawstory.com image 615x345]
OgreMagi: Most of the pit bulls I've encountered have been absolute sweethearts. Fark those assholes turning them into vicious fighting animals.
srtpointman: I adopted a one-eyed pit from the SPCA about three months ago. She is the sweetest dog ever, and makes me hate Michael Vick with a passion.
letrole: Someone who owns a pit bull also tends to:1. Buy twenty lottery tickets each week.2. Have a tattoo on their hands or neck.3. Pursue futile workman's comp claims.4. Take photographs of babies holding beer cans.5. Prominently display an electric guitar in the living room.6. Have a shaven head.7. Rent the television for £7 weekly.8. Lift weights in the front garden.9. Wear t-shirts featuring profanity.10. Have at least two stepchildren, each with a different surname.
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