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(Belfast Telegraph)   Teen takes over plane after pilot collapses, is talked along by ground control: "Can you fly this plane and land it? Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"   ( belfasttelegraph.co.uk) divider line
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2014-01-26 05:37:50 PM  
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Anyone can land a plane. The trick is landing them for re-use.
2014-01-26 10:46:36 AM  
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I used to bang a Vietnamese chick named Shirley.  Upon arriving in the U.S. one of the first TV shows her expecting parents saw was Laverne and Shirley.  They decided that Shirley sounded like a good American name.  I used to constantly say, "Shirley, you cant be serious" to her.  Great times.  She also had a vice-like pussy, which was even better.
2014-01-26 10:10:41 AM  
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Nice headline, subby. Next time, read the article. You can be funny and accurate at the same time.
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