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(Daily Mail)   Brazilian police chief goes on leave for three months and comes back as a smoking hot woman   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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18174 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jan 2014 at 11:06 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-25 09:03:19 PM  
6 votes:
Wow, unattractive man becomes somewhat attractive woman.

Well done.
2014-01-25 11:38:37 PM  
3 votes:
So they can pay him less now?
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2014-01-25 10:06:10 PM  
3 votes:
His "before" pics suggest that he would have made a pretty lady had he been born one, too.  Jaw restructuring and similar/related surgeries give me the same feeling when I read of them that I get when fingernails scrape a chalk board.  Think of a wood rasp moving over bone.
2014-01-26 04:57:19 AM  
2 votes:
I didn't realize that chromosomes could be changed with surgery.
2014-01-25 11:43:50 PM  
2 votes:
Let's celebrate mental disorder!
2014-01-25 09:31:35 PM  
2 votes:
The next-to-last "before" picture looks fairly female to me.
2014-01-25 09:31:14 PM  
2 votes:
Headline so full of fail.
2014-01-26 11:22:11 AM  
1 vote:

Lemmon714: ciberido: Lemmon714: Let's celebrate mental disorder!

Sure!  Hoooray for Lemmon714!  Potatoes for everyone!

Whoopee, potatoes!
So long as you understand lopping off perfectly functioning body parts is a mental disorder, throw anything you want!

Whoopee! Let's celebrate untrained armchair psychologists casting judgement on things they clearly don't understand!

So long as you understand that thinking sexual psychology can be classified based on your own limited experience and ick factor is a mental deficiency, believe anything you want!
2014-01-26 10:28:26 AM  
1 vote:

bigbobowski: I wonder if it believes in god. and if so, that god just either farked up it's body or it's mind when it was conceived.

I know this is the main page and therefore full of derp, but using "it" to describe anyone (whether or not you agree with their choices) is pretty damned offensive.
2014-01-26 08:59:00 AM  
1 vote:

ciberido: Lemmon714: Let's celebrate mental disorder!

Sure!  Hoooray for Lemmon714!  Potatoes for everyone!

Whoopee, potatoes!
So long as you understand lopping off perfectly functioning body parts is a mental disorder, throw anything you want!
2014-01-26 05:05:55 AM  
1 vote:
You guy are being too harsh.

2014-01-26 02:48:14 AM  
1 vote:
I haven't clicked. Is it more like this:

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or this?

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2014-01-26 01:58:00 AM  
1 vote:

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Not in a box
Not with a Fox
Not in a house
Or with a mouse
I will not click it here or there...
I will not click it anywhere!

I will not click it in a boat
I will not click it with a goat
I will not click it while attending mass
I will not click it high on grass
I will not click it with a deer
I will not click it drunk on beer
I will not click it with a møøse
I will not click it with a goose
An Im all rymed out because Im not Dr Seuss
2014-01-26 01:10:09 AM  
1 vote:
a nip? a tuck. a little make-up and POOF!

A dateable woman.

At least they'll want to re-think any homophobic policies they may have.
It's difficult to just be a human being without starting out behind the eight ball.
I hope it's a relief for her.
2014-01-26 12:48:15 AM  
1 vote:
The "before" images show the very obvious effects of years of estrogen therapy. He looked like a very butch lesbian already, and I guarantee he wasn't born that way. No one in the department realized? Case of the boiling frog, or typical Daily Fail re-interpretation?

I hope he wasn't husky-voiced before, unless his lovers have a Dr. Girlfriend fetish....
2014-01-26 12:17:59 AM  
1 vote:
A brazilian? wow that's a lot. Way more than a billion.
2014-01-25 11:43:31 PM  
1 vote:
I read about so many MtF transitions where they were already married with kids that I question whether such people are 'truly' that way from birth.  The seed may be there, but in at least some it doesn't come out until well into adulthood.

Please note that this isn't a blame thing, it's more of a psychological thing.  Same deal with being gay - I think that while most are that way from birth, I also figure that there are borderline cases where if we were more open with bisexuality they'd be bisexual, who truly aren't gay until they hit some point around 30-40, but proceed to reinterpret their memories to view themselves as always having been gay.  A side effect of this is that they repress for about a decade after that, generally lasting until the last kids reach adulthood themselves.  Well, they always were, at least a little, but not so much they couldn't have a heterosexual relation enough to marry and have a family with a number of kids.

One thing to remember is that being gay doesn't mean that you don't want kids.  The desire for children remains.
2014-01-25 11:38:23 PM  
1 vote:

Piizzadude: I know this is the male in me maybe, but if I am going through that, I am going DD on the boob job.

You'd have a lot of man in you after that.
2014-01-25 11:37:13 PM  
1 vote:

shifty lookin bleeder: Yore' gun is digging into my hip.

2014-01-25 11:34:17 PM  
1 vote:

ArcadianRefugee: Headline so full of fail.

This, either that or Subby is smokingly retarded. (No offense to actual retarded people, of course)
2014-01-25 11:33:22 PM  
1 vote:
Smoking hot + Daily Mail = 80% chance of total fail
2014-01-25 11:14:20 PM  
1 vote:
Anyone know the whereabouts of Dan Marino?
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