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2014-01-25 08:11:07 PM  
11 votes:
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2014-01-25 05:27:06 PM  
9 votes:
Looks like it'll be about 2 hours work, with parts, comes to $243.87
2014-01-25 07:29:39 PM  
8 votes:
I can't believe how many Rand Paul quotes you guys are misattributing
2014-01-25 06:58:52 PM  
7 votes:
This wallpaper is killing me, one of us has to go.

last words of Oscar Wilde
2014-01-25 07:28:24 PM  
6 votes:
"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snake bite furthermore always carry a small snake."

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."

- W.C. Fields
2014-01-25 10:28:38 PM  
4 votes:
Funny. Idon't  feel tardy

David Lee Roth
2014-01-25 10:09:30 PM  
4 votes:
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did -- in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

 --Jack Handey
2014-01-25 09:02:51 PM  
4 votes:
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2014-01-25 08:36:10 PM  
4 votes:
"If you like your insurance, you can keep it"

President Obama
2014-01-25 08:35:49 PM  
4 votes:
"You'll get over it."  -Drew
2014-01-25 08:25:52 PM  
4 votes:
"Crush your enemies, See them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!"

- Mitt Romney
2014-01-25 08:20:55 PM  
4 votes:
A pun is a rare medium well done.
2014-01-25 08:19:27 PM  
4 votes:
Lighten up, Francis.
2014-01-25 07:54:03 PM  
4 votes:
I drank what?

2014-01-25 07:04:04 PM  
4 votes:
I've been kicked out of better places than this!

--Justin Bieber
2014-01-25 04:46:14 PM  
4 votes:
Helloooooo nurse!

-- Yakko and Wakko
2014-01-25 04:44:13 PM  
4 votes:
Man, those Samoans are a surly bunch - Margaret Mead
2014-01-26 01:53:10 AM  
3 votes:
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes." ― Steve Martin
2014-01-25 10:01:15 PM  
3 votes:
Titty sprinkles.
Morgan Freeman
2014-01-25 09:48:58 PM  
3 votes:
"If you fall, I'll be there." -Floor
2014-01-25 09:37:08 PM  
3 votes:
If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

Every McDonald's commercial ends the same way, right? "Prices and participation may vary." I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers? Nope. We got spaghetti! And blankets!

I like escalators, because an escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "escalator temporarily out of order" sign, just "Escalator temporarily stairs... sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there."

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shiat! You would not want to submerge your head... nothing but fish going "Ahhhh, fark! I thought I looked like that rock!"

I rent a lot of cars, but I don't always know everything about them. So a lot of times, I drive for like ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really not an emergency brake; it's an emergency "make the car smell funny" lever.
2014-01-25 09:12:30 PM  
3 votes:
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2014-01-25 09:05:40 PM  
3 votes:
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2014-01-25 08:34:45 PM  
3 votes:
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

    Terry Pratchett
2014-01-25 08:33:40 PM  
3 votes:
Even if she's one in a million, that means there's 300 girls exactly like her in America alone
- Angel Soto
2014-01-25 08:28:09 PM  
3 votes:
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2014-01-25 08:27:16 PM  
3 votes:
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2014-01-25 08:19:27 PM  
3 votes:
"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."

-Thomas Jefferson
2014-01-25 08:17:29 PM  
3 votes:
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2014-01-25 07:00:06 PM  
3 votes:
"You live for the fight when that's all that you've got." - Bon Jovi
2014-01-25 05:19:49 PM  
3 votes:
I've been undressed by kings,
And I've seen some things
That a woman's not supposed to see.

I've been to paradise,
But I've never been to me...

-- Clint Eastwood
2014-01-26 07:51:07 PM  
2 votes:
I shaved my balls for this?
2014-01-26 05:02:36 PM  
2 votes:

Bith Set Me Up: It's better to bite the hand that feeds you than to lick the hand that beats you.

What if you're out of lube?
2014-01-26 01:04:44 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-26 11:52:37 AM  
2 votes:
No matter where you go... there you are.  -- Buckaroo Banzai
2014-01-26 08:02:17 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-26 06:05:40 AM  
2 votes:
I have the body of a 15 year old.
I keep it in the freezer.
2014-01-26 01:49:09 AM  
2 votes:
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
2014-01-26 01:11:57 AM  
2 votes:
You can't really dust for vomit.
2014-01-26 01:02:38 AM  
2 votes:
"Never play leapfrog with a unicorn."
2014-01-25 11:11:15 PM  
2 votes:

GGracie: Always finish sex with a bj.  More fun for him, less clean up for you.

;-) me

How you doin'?
2014-01-25 10:42:43 PM  
2 votes:
Well then, there was this boy whose
Parents made him come directly home
Right after school
And when they went to their church
They shook and lurched all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just gone there...
Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm
2014-01-25 10:12:21 PM  
2 votes:
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." -Mel Brooks
2014-01-25 09:55:31 PM  
2 votes:
"Avoid the Clap." - Jimmy Dugan
2014-01-25 09:38:59 PM  
2 votes:
 "Well you see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
   In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

2014-01-25 09:31:34 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-25 09:23:12 PM  
2 votes:
"My god, 'Angie,' you don't have to sleep with everyone you date."    --  My Mom
2014-01-25 09:22:12 PM  
2 votes:
It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.---- Norm on Cheers
2014-01-25 09:14:20 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-25 09:03:02 PM  
2 votes:
"I'll give you $50 to touch my thing behind the bar."

Me, about 20 minutes ago.
2014-01-25 08:59:26 PM  
2 votes:
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
~David Dixon, 1998, winning entry of the Haiku Error Messages 21st Challenge by Charlie Varon and Jim Rosenau

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
~Suzie Wagner, 1998, honourable mention
2014-01-25 08:55:23 PM  
2 votes:
"Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."

Dread Pirate Roberts
2014-01-25 08:54:25 PM  
2 votes:
"Chickenfoot, come back! You're not a freak! You're just stupid! "
Invader Zim: Dib
2014-01-25 08:50:03 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-25 08:45:23 PM  
2 votes:
" " -- Helen Keller
2014-01-25 08:45:20 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah, I like dags.  I like caravans more.
- Tommy the t!t
2014-01-25 08:44:55 PM  
2 votes:
I like turtles.
2014-01-25 08:34:44 PM  
2 votes:
"Even in our sleep, pain which cannot forget
falls drop by drop upon the heart
until, in our own despair, against our will,
comes wisdom through the awful grace of God."

- Shia LaBeouf
2014-01-25 08:31:29 PM  
2 votes:
"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones."

-Abraham Simpson
2014-01-25 08:23:06 PM  
2 votes:
"Free your mind and your ass will follow" George Clinton
2014-01-25 08:15:05 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-25 08:12:34 PM  
2 votes:
If you showed me a picture of five anuses, I couldn't tell you which one is mine.

-Karl Pilkington
2014-01-25 07:56:02 PM  
2 votes:
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Dr. Oscar Wlyde
2014-01-25 07:39:46 PM  
2 votes:
"Where the hell did all these Indians come from?" - George Custer
2014-01-25 04:54:33 PM  
2 votes:
"Shut that c*nt's mouth before I come over there and f*ckstart her head!"

- Way of the Gun

/ very inspirational
2014-01-26 04:47:08 PM  
1 vote:
It's better to bite the hand that feeds you than to lick the hand that beats you.
2014-01-26 02:16:06 PM  
1 vote:
Sir, that stolen lemur bit one of your prostitutes right in the face and she says she can't go to hospital because she's, quote, "tripping balls." - Woodhouse

I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!  - Calvin
2014-01-26 01:28:59 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-01-26 04:51:08 AM  
1 vote:

nekom: I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forego their use - Sir Morgan Freemen.

a) The man's name is Morgan Freeman
b) He isn't a sir
c) He didn't say this first, if he said it at all.  Gallileo is the first credited with saying it.
2014-01-26 02:32:51 AM  
1 vote:
Lord loves a workin' man. Don't trust whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it.
2014-01-26 01:47:00 AM  
1 vote:
Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy.
2014-01-26 01:31:07 AM  
1 vote:

drivingsouth: angiemama: "My god, 'Angie,' you don't have to sleep with everyone you date."    --  My Mom

How YOU doin'?

:)  I don't date anymore...that advice is a couple of decades old now.  :)
2014-01-26 01:30:53 AM  
1 vote:
At a restaurant, never order a hamburger stacked higher than your mouth will open.
2014-01-26 12:29:14 AM  
1 vote:
The only time I ever said "no" to a drink was when I misunderstood the question.  -Me

/you can have that one, Drew
2014-01-26 12:26:53 AM  
1 vote:
Always, no, never forget to check your references.
2014-01-26 12:24:16 AM  
1 vote:
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate
2014-01-26 12:03:06 AM  
1 vote:
If you were a better lover, your wife wouldn't have vegetable shavings in her vagina.
2014-01-25 11:13:59 PM  
1 vote:
Everybody's got a plan, until  they get punched  in the face - Mike Tyson

Stay the fark away from the Po Po - Axl  Rose
2014-01-25 11:13:46 PM  
1 vote:
Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
2014-01-25 11:08:23 PM  
1 vote:
Always finish sex with a bj.  More fun for him, less clean up for you.

;-) me
2014-01-25 11:05:41 PM  
1 vote:
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"You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?"
2014-01-25 11:03:49 PM  
1 vote:
The door is not an asshole, it doesn't close by itself.  My Dad.
2014-01-25 10:18:18 PM  
1 vote:
"We're all seeking that special person who is right for us. But if you've been through enough relationships, you begin to suspect there's no right person, just different flavors of wrong. Why is this? Because you yourself are wrong in some way, and you seek out partners who are wrong in some complementary way. But it takes a lot of living to grow fully into your own wrongness. And it isn't until you finally run up against your deepest demons, your unsolvable problems-the ones that make you truly who you are-that we're ready to find a lifelong mate. Only then do you finally know what you're looking for. You're looking for the wrong person. But not just any wrong person: the right wrong person-someone you lovingly gaze upon and think, "This is the problem I want to have."

I will find that special person who is wrong for me in just the right way.

Let our scars fall in love."

-Galway Kinnell

Also "illegitimi non carborundum." - Vinegar Joe
2014-01-25 10:17:32 PM  
1 vote:
"The Lord loves a working man."

- Rand Paul
2014-01-25 10:16:50 PM  
1 vote:

The5thElement: Never stick your dick in crazy.

"If crazy is the only thing you can stick your dick in, go ahead. And when she's freaking out... and you feel bad for doing it... come to my office. The company takes most major insurances."  -cowgirl toffee
2014-01-25 10:15:54 PM  
1 vote:
Don't believe everything you see on the internet.
-Abraham Lincoln
2014-01-25 10:00:26 PM  
1 vote:
It's hard to say what makes me dynamic. I just thought my forte was piano.
2014-01-25 09:42:03 PM  
1 vote:
"Nothing is impossible to the man who doesn't have to do it himself."  -- A.H.Weiler (1909-2002) Weiler was a writer, editor and critic whose career at The New York Times spanned more than 50 years
2014-01-25 09:41:54 PM  
1 vote:

angiemama: "My god, 'Angie,' you don't have to sleep with everyone you date."    --  My Mom

How YOU doin'?

2014-01-25 09:40:20 PM  
1 vote:
Client: "Hind sight is 50/50."
Me: "So... when you look back on things you still only get them half right?"

Giggles of therapy and such.
d23 [BareFark]
2014-01-25 09:38:47 PM  
1 vote:
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"Drink!"  "Arse!"

2014-01-25 09:35:06 PM  
1 vote:
Even with all the misfortune in the world, there is only one thing that keeps me up at night: the thought of having insomnia.
2014-01-25 09:33:54 PM  
1 vote:
Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver  last night
2014-01-25 09:33:28 PM  
1 vote:
If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup. - Fr. Jay Leno
2014-01-25 09:30:34 PM  
1 vote:
"Absence makes the Beaver wander...."
2014-01-25 09:30:05 PM  
1 vote:
Moving to Montana  soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon

2014-01-25 09:19:43 PM  
1 vote:
Save your money-Dad
2014-01-25 09:11:30 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-01-25 09:10:09 PM  
1 vote:
"End quote."
-the last words of Steven Wright.
2014-01-25 09:06:38 PM  
1 vote:
"Life's like a movie...write your own ending." --Kermit the Frog
2014-01-25 09:05:14 PM  
1 vote:
Apathy Error:  Don't bother striking any key. -- unknown
2014-01-25 09:02:15 PM  
1 vote:
Gravity always wins.
2014-01-25 08:58:09 PM  
1 vote:
"When in Walmart, do as the Walmartians do."
2014-01-25 08:57:03 PM  
1 vote:
When life gets too tense, simplify with one fifth ... puns, math and alcohol together at last.
2014-01-25 08:56:45 PM  
1 vote:

gameshowhost: "Is this supposed to be some lazy followup to the 'define TFD with a pic/macro' thread? Because it sucks."

~ gameshowhost

 Shia Lebeouf
2014-01-25 08:55:50 PM  
1 vote:
It is said that the civilized man seeks out good and intelligent company so that by learned discourse he may rise above the savage and closer to God. Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best.

-Mr. E. Blackadder
2014-01-25 08:54:42 PM  
1 vote:
"Marques Colston literally exploded onto the NFL scene last year." --Dan Dierdorf

"Third and two...a run or a pass will work here." --Dan Dierdorf

"For three??? AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" -- Gus Johnson
2014-01-25 08:54:39 PM  
1 vote:
'For evil to triumph it is only necessary that good men do nothing.' That's on a plaque in my office that I keep meaning to hang up. -- unknown
2014-01-25 08:54:32 PM  
1 vote:
When you're up to your nose in shiat, keep your mouth shut.
2014-01-25 08:52:53 PM  
1 vote:
A friend in need is a pest.
2014-01-25 08:50:46 PM  
1 vote:
"Always remember: A stiff prick aint got no conscience"

-My Grandma at Thanksgiving dinner
2014-01-25 08:50:19 PM  
1 vote:
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Grand Cayman Island
2014-01-25 08:50:18 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-01-25 08:49:51 PM  
1 vote:
Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear

 "I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."

- Frank Herbert, Dune
2014-01-25 08:49:45 PM  
1 vote:
Never trust a fart
2014-01-25 08:47:36 PM  
1 vote:
Everywhere I go, there's always an asshole.
2014-01-25 08:47:11 PM  
1 vote:
I don't need an extra body, I'm not paying for an extra corpse.

- Mr. Eugenides.
2014-01-25 08:47:11 PM  
1 vote:
Four score and seven years ago..

Rand Paul
2014-01-25 08:46:19 PM  
1 vote:
You know how dumb the average person is? Well, by definition, half of 'em are even dumber than THAT.
2014-01-25 08:44:46 PM  
1 vote:
Rules for success: 1) Work hard, 2) Choose wisely, 3) Be lucky.
2014-01-25 08:37:02 PM  
1 vote:
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

--Shia Lebouf
2014-01-25 08:35:38 PM  
1 vote:
Life sucks, then you die, then they throw dirt in your face, then the worms eat you.  Be grateful it happens in that order.
2014-01-25 08:35:07 PM  
1 vote:
Children are like TV sets. When they start acting weird, whack them across the head with a big rubber basketball shoe.  --Hunter S. Thompson
2014-01-25 08:35:07 PM  
1 vote:
Be excellent to each other.  --Bill & Ted
2014-01-25 08:33:03 PM  
1 vote:
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?" - Edwin Stanton
2014-01-25 08:30:08 PM  
1 vote:
It's not the time to dunk your dicky when the weather's hot and sticky.
The time for dicky dunkin is when the frost is on the punkin.

Dipthong Warthog
2014-01-25 08:28:27 PM  
1 vote:
If you cannot answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names. -- Elbert Hubbard
2014-01-25 08:27:19 PM  
1 vote:
2014-01-25 08:26:45 PM  
1 vote:
"You do not have telepathic powers." Me to biatchy stepdaughter.
"You don't know me!" biatchy stepdaughter.
2014-01-25 08:25:08 PM  
1 vote:
Even a small population is hard to completely extirpate, short of rendering the planet uninhabitable.
- Admiral Ivan Antonov

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- Lieutenant Ellen Ripley
2014-01-25 08:24:16 PM  
1 vote:
Someone once asked a French priest who was older than sin (he had lived through WWI, the Great Depression and WWII among other tragedies) what he had learned in all his years of service.

The priest said "There is no such thing as a grownup."
2014-01-25 08:23:56 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-01-25 08:23:07 PM  
1 vote:
Thirty spokes join together in the hub.
It is because of what is not there that the cart is useful.
Clay is formed into a vessel.
It is because of its emptiness that the vessel is useful.
Cut doors and windows to make a room.
It is because of its emptiness that the room is useful.
Therefore, what is useful is used for profit.
But it is in absence that there is usefulness.
-Tao Te Ching, 11

Whoa, Doc, this is heavy!
-Marty McFly
2014-01-25 08:22:03 PM  
1 vote:
"All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep farkin' everybody 'til they're all the same color.

~Jay Billington Bulworth
2014-01-25 08:20:27 PM  
1 vote:
Aint no thing but a chicken wing.

I have only once ever been wrong.  It was when I thought I was wrong but it turned out that I wasn't.

When I turn 75 I am going to suck a great big dick.  If I like I am going to be god damn pissed off that I didn't figure that out earlier.
2014-01-25 08:19:03 PM  
1 vote:
I wanna dip my balls in it

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2014-01-25 08:18:53 PM  
1 vote:
2014-01-25 08:18:04 PM  
1 vote:
If you're not wasted, the day is.
2014-01-25 08:16:47 PM  
1 vote:
Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.
2014-01-25 07:50:05 PM  
1 vote:
This isn't a real duel, it's just a ceremonial thing gentlemen do. See, I'm firing into the air, like a gentleman. And now, in turn, Mr Burr shall f--AAAAAAGGH! *thud*

--Alexander Hamilton
2014-01-25 07:41:28 PM  
1 vote:

kidakita: "Where the hell did all these Indians come from?" - George Custer

That's okay, he got his revenge.
2014-01-25 07:37:36 PM  
1 vote:
"Fark it, we'll do it live!"
2014-01-25 07:36:13 PM  
1 vote:
"Let's make a pact about drinking: Let's never stop"  Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H
2014-01-25 07:30:59 PM  
1 vote:
"War.  War never changes."
2014-01-25 07:00:41 PM  
1 vote:
"Yes, the universe had a beginning. Yes, the universe continues to evolve. And yes, every one of our body's atoms is traceable to the big bang and to the thermonuclear furnace within high-mass stars. We are not simply in the universe, we are part of it. We are born from it. One might even say we have been empowered by the universe to figure itself out - and we have only just begun."- Neil deGrasse Tyson
2014-01-25 06:46:14 PM  
1 vote:
Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defence each year, and instead spend it feeding, clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, for ever, in peace. - Rev. Mitch Hedberg
2014-01-25 06:44:34 PM  
1 vote:
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forego their use - Sir Morgan Freemen.
2014-01-25 06:42:51 PM  
1 vote:
"I hate quotations" -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

To know death, you must fark life. In the gall-bladder. -- Andy Warhole's Frankenstein

Demons, man, demons! Who needs chicks when you got demons? -- Gate II

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2014-01-25 06:23:18 PM  
1 vote:
Don't dream it, be it.
2014-01-25 04:59:50 PM  
1 vote:
Buy a daki before you need a daki.
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