Bith Set Me Up: It's better to bite the hand that feeds you than to lick the hand that beats you.
GGracie: Always finish sex with a bj. More fun for him, less clean up for you.;-) me
nekom: I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forego their use - Sir Morgan Freemen.
drivingsouth: angiemama: "My god, 'Angie,' you don't have to sleep with everyone you date." -- My MomHow YOU doin'?
The5thElement: Never stick your dick in crazy.
"Nothing is impossible to the man who doesn't have to do it himself."
angiemama: "My god, 'Angie,' you don't have to sleep with everyone you date." -- My MomHow YOU doin'?
gameshowhost: "Is this supposed to be some lazy followup to the 'define TFD with a pic/macro' thread? Because it sucks."~ gameshowhost
kidakita: "Where the hell did all these Indians come from?" - George Custer
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