nekom: Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defence each year, and instead spend it feeding, clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, for ever, in peace. - Rev. Mitch Hedberg
gameshowhost: "Is this supposed to be some lazy followup to the 'define TFD with a pic/macro' thread? Because it sucks."~ gameshowhost
FrankenPC: What's the difference between the federal government and the mafia? One's legally sanctioned.
Mambo Bananapatch: Three things are certain:Death, taxes, and lost data.Guess which has occurred.~David Dixon, 1998, winning entry of the Haiku Error Messages 21st Challenge by Charlie Varon and Jim RosenauChaos reigns within.Reflect, repent, and reboot.Order shall return.~Suzie Wagner, 1998, honourable mention
CluelessMoron: Nobody ever dies, if they live on within you./My mother died last week.//fark cancer with a rusty chainsaw. Goddamnit. fark.
Glitchwerks: gameshowhost: "Is this supposed to be some lazy followup to the 'define TFD with a pic/macro' thread? Because it sucks."~ gameshowhost Shia Lebeouf
hubiestubert: "The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence. He inspires self-trust. He guides their eyes from himself to the spirit that quickens him. He will have no disciples."--Amos Bronson Alcott
TheShavingofOccam123: Someone once asked a French priest who was older than sin (he had lived through WWI, the Great Depression and WWII among other tragedies) what he had learned in all his years of service.The priest said "There is no such thing as a grownup."
I. R. Rottweiler: A gun is like a plunger. You hope to hell you never need it, but if you need one and don't have it you're screwed.
Mr_Fabulous: CluelessMoron: Nobody ever dies, if they live on within you./My mother died last week.//fark cancer with a rusty chainsaw. Goddamnit. fark.I'm so sorry. Stay strong.
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