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2014-01-25 08:44:55 PM  
I like turtles.
2014-01-25 08:45:20 PM  
Yeah, I like dags.  I like caravans more.
- Tommy the t!t
2014-01-25 08:45:23 PM  
" " -- Helen Keller
2014-01-25 08:45:42 PM  
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. -Frederich Nietzsche
2014-01-25 08:45:53 PM  
"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd."
-- Voltaire
2014-01-25 08:46:19 PM  
You know how dumb the average person is? Well, by definition, half of 'em are even dumber than THAT.
2014-01-25 08:46:23 PM  
Live in such a way that you harm no one or I'll kill all of you!

Your Loving and Merciful God
2014-01-25 08:46:58 PM  
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. -- Gore Vidal
2014-01-25 08:47:06 PM  
Fark yinz!

/ commonly used phrase in Picksburgh
2014-01-25 08:47:11 PM  
Four score and seven years ago..

Rand Paul
2014-01-25 08:47:11 PM  
I don't need an extra body, I'm not paying for an extra corpse.

- Mr. Eugenides.
2014-01-25 08:47:36 PM  
Everywhere I go, there's always an asshole.
2014-01-25 08:47:45 PM  
"Be in nothing so moderate as in love of man."
2014-01-25 08:48:11 PM  
The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts. He ascribes all his failure to get on in the world, all of his congenital incapacity and damfoolishness, to the machinations of werewolves assembled in Wall Street, or some other such den of infamy. If these villains could be put down, he holds, he would at once become rich, powerful and eminent. Nine politicians out of every ten, of whatever party, live and have their being by promising to perform this putting down.  - H. L. Mencken
2014-01-25 08:48:13 PM  
A wink is as good as a nod to a blind mule - Barney Fife

All I know about boxing is, never bet in the white guy - Lt. Frank Drebin.
2014-01-25 08:48:21 PM  
Life is like a sewer. You get out of it what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer.
2014-01-25 08:48:27 PM  
"Give your liver an occasional surprise; drink water"

-- Sister Mary Arthur
2014-01-25 08:49:00 PM  
No drug worth doing should be charged money for!

-Hunter S Thompson.
2014-01-25 08:49:04 PM  
"It is not the things we do in life that we regret on our death bed. It is the things we do not. I assure you I've done a lot of really stupid things, and none of them bother me. All the mistakes, and all the dopey things, and all the times I was embarrassed - they don't matter. What matters is that I can kind of look back and say: Pretty much any time I got chance to do something cool I tried to grab for it - and that's where my solace comes from." - Randy Pausch
2014-01-25 08:49:45 PM  
Never trust a fart
2014-01-25 08:49:51 PM  
Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear

 "I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."

- Frank Herbert, Dune
2014-01-25 08:50:03 PM  
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2014-01-25 08:50:16 PM  
don't burn bridges, unless you need the light.
2014-01-25 08:50:18 PM  
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Grand Cayman Island
2014-01-25 08:50:46 PM  
"Always remember: A stiff prick aint got no conscience"

-My Grandma at Thanksgiving dinner
2014-01-25 08:51:01 PM  
"Men have called me mad; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence- whether much that is glorious- whether all that is profound- does not spring from disease of thought- from moods of mind exalted at the expense of the general intellect."

Edgar Allan Poe
2014-01-25 08:51:05 PM  
"Whoever says that quitting drinking is hard doesn't know what they are talking about. It's easy. I must have done it a thousand times."

- WC Fields
2014-01-25 08:51:21 PM  
The guy I'm quoting was dishing out breakfast at 7:30 this morning at a local children's home near me.

"I know where I come from. And when you always have in mind where you come from the rest will be easy. I think the rest will be easy."

- Mariano Rivera
2014-01-25 08:51:34 PM  
"Glass half empty...glass half full...screw that! Just be glad there's something in the damn glass in the first place!"
2014-01-25 08:52:05 PM  
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.

Robert Benchley
2014-01-25 08:52:28 PM  
"My Lord God, I have no idea where I am going. I do not see the road ahead of me. I cannot know for certain where it will end. Nor do I really know myself, and the fact that I think that I am following your will does not mean that I am actually doing so. But I believe that the desire to please you does in fact please you
 - Thomas Merton
2014-01-25 08:52:31 PM  
This is not what I meant to say. - Socrates
2014-01-25 08:52:36 PM  
All around  a pigs ass is pork but I still like a good bacon sandwich.  (unknown)
2014-01-25 08:52:38 PM  
I can't be having with all this.

Granny Weatherwax

Fill the next one to the top!

Nanny Ogg.
2014-01-25 08:52:53 PM  
A friend in need is a pest.
2014-01-25 08:53:00 PM  
Quando, Omni, Flunkus, Moritadi.
2014-01-25 08:53:31 PM  
Never pet a burning dog.
2014-01-25 08:54:25 PM  
"Chickenfoot, come back! You're not a freak! You're just stupid! "
Invader Zim: Dib
2014-01-25 08:54:28 PM  
"Whoever knows he is deep, strives for clarity; whoever would like to appear deep to the crowd, strives for obscurity. For the crowd considers anything deep if only it cannot see to the bottom: the crowd is so timid and afraid of going into the water."

- Friedrich Nietzsche
2014-01-25 08:54:30 PM  
"Boy would I like to throw some hot grease on you."

--Granny Klump
2014-01-25 08:54:32 PM  
When you're up to your nose in shiat, keep your mouth shut.
2014-01-25 08:54:35 PM  
Nobody ever dies, if they live on within you.

/My mother died last week.
//fark cancer with a rusty chainsaw.  Goddamnit.  fark.
2014-01-25 08:54:37 PM  
"General, you are listening to a machine. Do the world a favor and don't act like one." - Steven Falken, WarGames

"Government isn't perfect, but some people wish it was better, not gone." - Jon Stewart, "The Daily Show"
2014-01-25 08:54:39 PM  
'For evil to triumph it is only necessary that good men do nothing.' That's on a plaque in my office that I keep meaning to hang up. -- unknown
2014-01-25 08:54:39 PM  
"Is this supposed to be some lazy followup to the 'define TFD with a pic/macro' thread? Because it sucks."

~ gameshowhost
2014-01-25 08:54:42 PM  
"Marques Colston literally exploded onto the NFL scene last year." --Dan Dierdorf

"Third and two...a run or a pass will work here." --Dan Dierdorf

"For three??? AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" -- Gus Johnson
2014-01-25 08:54:52 PM  

baka-san: I aim to misbehave.

Mal Reynolds.

I really am ruggedly handsome

Richard Castle

(Shakes beefy fist at baka-san)
2014-01-25 08:55:23 PM  
"Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."

Dread Pirate Roberts
2014-01-25 08:55:38 PM  
What's the difference between the federal government and the mafia? One's legally sanctioned.
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