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(Telegraph)   Honey, I'm fresh out of boob deodorant. Can you pick me up some on your way home?   ( telegraph.co.uk) divider line
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2014-01-25 10:55:40 AM  
Potential boobie thread?
2014-01-25 11:02:45 AM  
Boob sweat?

/is that anything like titty sprinkles?
2014-01-25 12:18:04 PM  
Um, regular deodorant (despite the silly warnings) will work just fine on any part of the body.

Don't go swabbing it up and down your entire body (use a shower!) but you can certainly use it under your boobs or, in my case, since I lack boobs, I use it on my feet with some homemade foot powder.
2014-01-25 12:18:30 PM  
You think this is taking advantage of a woman's insecurities? Wait until the medical profession decides to diagnose/treat "restless boob syndrome".
2014-01-25 12:19:15 PM  
2014-01-25 12:19:48 PM  
She sounds fat.
2014-01-25 12:20:27 PM  
After I have put all that effort into getting her bewbs sweaty? I think id want to enjoy the fruit of my labor.
2014-01-25 12:21:24 PM  
*quickly adds swoobs to "Words To Outlaw Forever" list*
2014-01-25 12:23:27 PM  
a girl goes to her local pharmacy and asked the guy "where do you keep your anal deodorant?"

the guy replies: "what are you talking about? we don't sell anal deodorant!"

she: "But I bought it here before!"

guy: "Can you go home and bring it back? maybe we can look it up?"

so she leaves and in a few mins she returns with the deodorant and hands it to the guy

guy: "This is not anal deodorant!"

she: "yes it is!!!"  she turns it over and points at the Directions  "see it says 'to use  remove cap and push up bottom!"
2014-01-25 12:24:27 PM  
You have to hoist them high to swab out the lactosmeg, dear. Try a bleach-saturated loofah.
2014-01-25 12:24:34 PM  
Fat woman problems.
2014-01-25 12:27:02 PM  
FTFA: "I had no idea boob sweat was even a real thing, let alone something we should all "dread" and spend up to $20 (£12) to eliminate "

She sounds flat.
2014-01-25 12:27:19 PM  
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honey, can you pick up some boob deodorant? thanks!
2014-01-25 12:27:21 PM  
Rule 34 no doubt in effect, but I ain't gonna GIS.
2014-01-25 12:28:43 PM  
2014-01-25 12:31:23 PM  
Sure babe. I'll get you another can of Sprunt as well.
2014-01-25 12:32:18 PM  
"I've got..........sweaty boob rash!"
2014-01-25 12:32:38 PM  
She is my muse, my flame.
2014-01-25 12:33:19 PM  
But I like sweaty boobs...
2014-01-25 12:33:49 PM  
My family goes down to Orlando every few years in the summer to go to Disney.  It's ungodly hot and moist in that swamp in the summer.  My wife complained about swoobs for years.  Finally, one year, I got sick of crotch rot myself and on a whim, ordered something called "Fresh Balls" that I heard advertised on Howard Stern.  Turns out it's the greatest product ever made - no more swampy, raw balls every time I rode a water ride and then walked 5 miles around the park.  My wife one day told me she rubbed some on her cans and couldn't believe how much more comfortable she was walking around.  So I have to say, while not being a usual or necessary product unless you live in a swamp, it's definitely not the most pointless one I've ever seen.
2014-01-25 12:34:18 PM  
It's a real problem.  Cross my heart.
2014-01-25 12:36:37 PM  

Valiente: You have to hoist them high to swab out the lactosmeg, dear. Try a bleach-saturated loofah.

You sick phuque. I was eating lunch.
2014-01-25 12:36:41 PM  

stabby13: But I like sweaty boobs...

I like making them sweaty.

Sweaty at rest, not so much.
2014-01-25 12:36:43 PM  

markfara: You think this is taking advantage of a woman's insecurities? Wait until the medical profession decides to diagnose/treat "restless boob syndrome".

Have you ever seen that video loop of Kate Upton walking that TMZ likes to use all the time?
2014-01-25 12:37:19 PM  

Odoriferous Queef: Valiente: You have to hoist them high to swab out the lactosmeg, dear. Try a bleach-saturated loofah.

You sick phuque. I was eating lunch.

Enjoy your yogurt.
2014-01-25 12:37:58 PM  
"How stupid do beauty companies think women are?"

2014-01-25 12:42:10 PM  
"Say honey, this new jock deodorant works great!"

"Oh you big silly, give me that! It's for women only!"

2014-01-25 12:43:26 PM  
Why would I need a separate anti-perspirant for a various parts of my body? When running or working out, the first defense is a proper bra. Then a swipe of my underarm anti-perspirant in key places is sufficient. Same with feet (as another poster notes) -- proper socks and some underarm anti-perspirant. Sweating is good for the body when running or working out, chafing is not.

If you're sweating and chafing when not exercising, you might want to try exercising.
2014-01-25 12:44:27 PM  
fark the woman with small tits who wrote this article! I'm a 34-K Cup with an average sized frame (due to a hormone/estrogen imbalance) and under-breast sweat at this size is so much of an issue it's one of the criteria for breast reduction. It can cause serious skin issues, as you can imagine, and is a real medical condition.
I use powder, but it's not always comfortable and it doesn't last long if I'm active.
Must be nice to not have to worry about it to the point where you can deride women who need it.
/I saw that recommendation for fresh balls...
2014-01-25 12:45:11 PM  
As a certified breast inspector I provide a deodorizing as part of my basic inspection.  If you are an attractive women 18 to 35 send me an image of your breasts for a free quote.

/if you're gullible enough to buy breast deodorant you're gullible to believe me
// gold bond powder
///no eip
2014-01-25 12:46:52 PM  
A follow up- no, regular deodorant is not suitable for that area because the skin is extremely delicate and almost always already irritated.
2014-01-25 12:47:07 PM  
My ex has huge tracts of land and yeah, this was an issue for her as well.

/and this is not a bookmark, just in case this becomes an epic thread.
// Actually yes it is a bookmark.
2014-01-25 12:48:23 PM  
We've heard about  women tattooing their nipples, giving theirvaginas facials

No we haven't
2014-01-25 12:49:31 PM  
FTFA: I had no idea boob sweat was even a real thing

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I believe it.
2014-01-25 12:50:12 PM  

jso2897: Odoriferous Queef: Valiente: You have to hoist them high to swab out the lactosmeg, dear. Try a bleach-saturated loofah.

You sick phuque. I was eating lunch.

Enjoy your yogurt.

Shouldn't that be cottage cheese?

/I have a story along those lines
//won't share
///Yes alcohol was involved.
2014-01-25 12:51:49 PM  
I'm just trying to figure out how to market the boobie-pampers that the world apparently needs.

lift, separate, deswamp.
2014-01-25 12:52:07 PM  
Ladies, don't waste your money. The cooling effects of frequent motorboating will keep your boobs dry.
2014-01-25 12:52:45 PM  
But how dose it taste?
2014-01-25 12:54:35 PM  
It's not that women are dumb; it's that the modern cosmetic industry has a rich tradition dating back well over a century of aggressively playing on women's desires and fears.

I highly recommend: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/08122216 72
2014-01-25 12:58:43 PM  
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I wonder if she uses it by the case?
2014-01-25 12:59:19 PM  
Udder arm deodorant?
2014-01-25 01:00:47 PM  
Thank goodness for this product.  I can't count the number of times I've gone in for a motorboating and ended up covered in stinky boob sweat.
2014-01-25 01:02:08 PM  
but it's glittery and stuff!
2014-01-25 01:03:46 PM  
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2014-01-25 01:06:42 PM  

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she needs elbow deodorant
2014-01-25 01:08:47 PM  
I boob deodorant was baby powder.
2014-01-25 01:09:56 PM  
This is not turning into a very good foobies thread.
2014-01-25 01:26:35 PM  
Would an occasional shot of Febreze in each cup tend to reduce odor buildup?
2014-01-25 01:28:11 PM  
Deodorant goes where?

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(moves thread in right direction)
2014-01-25 01:30:05 PM  
What sweaty boobs might look like
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