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(Foodbeast)   Taco Bell continues using Mad Libs to create new menu items, latest invention: Quesarito   ( foodbeast.com) divider line
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2014-01-25 12:41:39 AM  
12 votes:
Next up: the Diarrulpa
2014-01-25 03:23:34 AM  
10 votes:
i met a chick at a bar one night, and we stopped at taco bell on the way back to her place. later on, after a vigorous session of bed sport, i was having trouble sleeping...and felt like i had a big fart brewing. i tried to be as quiet as i could, she was not a bad looking chick, and i hoped to bang her again. as i tried to squeeze out the fart...i came to the horrible realization that it was more than a fart. it was a runny fluid of what i eaten earlier, mixed with the toxic taco bell catalyst. i didn't know what to do..i tried to clean it up, but it was hopelessly smeared all over the sheets, and the bed. panicking, i wrote a note and left it on her dresser.

'i can't believe you shiat the bed, you nasty skank!'
2014-01-25 03:51:46 AM  
4 votes:

Weatherkiss: Isn't everything there just a tortilla with lettuce, tomato, cheese, sour cream, and ground meat? Why does it matter what it's called?

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"What is a nacho?"
"Tortilla, meat, cheese, vegetable."

"Well how 'bout a taco?"
"Tortilla, meat, cheese, vegetable"

"Whats a fa-ji-ta?"
"Tortilla, meat cheese vegetable?"

"Whats a tos-ta-ta?"
2014-01-25 07:28:05 AM  
3 votes:
Mad libs? What does the politics fan have to do with this?
2014-01-25 08:16:23 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-25 03:54:24 AM  
2 votes:

Solid State Vittles: How is this even remotely like Mad Libs?

It's more like a portmaneurito
2014-01-25 03:53:03 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-25 03:29:26 AM  
2 votes:
More like quesadildo.
2014-01-25 02:24:10 AM  
2 votes:

jake_lex: Next up: the Diarrulpa

The Craparito.
2014-01-25 12:57:21 AM  
2 votes:
I think they've finally jumped the fish taco

2014-01-25 02:34:10 PM  
1 vote:
You stay fat America
2014-01-25 09:27:59 AM  
1 vote:
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Quesarito!  Nicaragua!  Lake Titicaca!
2014-01-25 07:30:17 AM  
1 vote:

yukichigai: jake_lex: Next up: the Diarrulpa

Most Taco Bell already gives me some pretty intense stomach feels, but adding that much cheese on top of the usual suspects in a burrito is going to an entirely new level.  And yet, I know I'll order two of the damn things when and if they finally make it to my neck of the woods.

log_jammin: people still eat there after the whole "taco meat filling" thing?

Honestly, the only problem with their "taco mean filling" not being entirely meat is that they were trying to pretend it was.  It's not like they were cutting it with ground insect or something.  If adding cornmeal and a little soy makes the meat stretch further without interfering with the flavor (i.e. the hot sauce I apply to said tacos) then I really don't care.  Hell, I'd argue that it makes the stuff better at soaking up hot sauce.  If I need to know it's all beef or all chicken I'll just order a steak or chicken taco from them.

Taco Bell meat is always varying its fillers but always like 70% beef by weight. You have to have fillers or else the grease from the beef will leak everywhere. The main filler was soy protein when I worked there. Oat bran has been a go-to as well for them. It's when the filling is rich in fiber that you might get some bathroom urgency after eating. It isn't always that way.
2014-01-25 05:14:39 AM  
1 vote:

Mark Ratner: Sounds good to me. Too bad I only eat at locally owned diners, restaurants, or food trucks that only use organically grown, gluten-free ingredients.
I'm hungry

Typical human sheep.  I only eat food I grow or raise myself using nothing but flint tools.  My animals are reared and raised by individual wet nurses and nannies, and they're given a comprehensive education and jobs until they die from natural causes.
2014-01-25 02:52:55 AM  
1 vote:
I'd have to go straight home to wash out my beard.
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