Solid State Vittles: How is this even remotely like Mad Libs?
Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Remember Joel's 'Curly Joe Dorito'?
jake_lex: Next up: the Diarrulpa
log_jammin: people still eat there after the whole "taco meat filling" thing?
HotWingAgenda: I'd love to see someone open a respectable restaurant that serves that same items as Taco Bell, except made out of real food by decent chefs. I'm sure they'd be sued into oblivion, though.
Weatherkiss: Isn't everything there just a tortilla with lettuce, tomato, cheese, sour cream, and ground meat? Why does it matter what it's called?
Harry_Seldon: I used to love the Enchirito back in the best decade ever,**1980's
Mark Ratner: Sounds good to me. Too bad I only eat at locally owned diners, restaurants, or food trucks that only use organically grown, gluten-free ingredients.I'm hungry
yukichigai: jake_lex: Next up: the DiarrulpaMost Taco Bell already gives me some pretty intense stomach feels, but adding that much cheese on top of the usual suspects in a burrito is going to an entirely new level. And yet, I know I'll order two of the damn things when and if they finally make it to my neck of the woods.log_jammin: people still eat there after the whole "taco meat filling" thing?Honestly, the only problem with their "taco mean filling" not being entirely meat is that they were trying to pretend it was. It's not like they were cutting it with ground insect or something. If adding cornmeal and a little soy makes the meat stretch further without interfering with the flavor (i.e. the hot sauce I apply to said tacos) then I really don't care. Hell, I'd argue that it makes the stuff better at soaking up hot sauce. If I need to know it's all beef or all chicken I'll just order a steak or chicken taco from them.
og_jammin: people still eat there after the whole "taco meat filling" thing?
Plant Rights Activist: I can't justify going to taco bell when there is a del taco nearby. Higher quality, lower price. Still terrible for you fast food.
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BBtB: I'd probably eat that.
OnlyM3: og_jammin: people still eat there after the whole "taco meat filling" thing?Hipster typing detected. The horror of a restaurant putting spices in their food! It's an outrage!
carrion_luggage: WHAR BURRIZZA? WHAR?
Bawdy George: Harry_Seldon: I used to love the Enchirito back in the best decade ever,**1980'sThose three slices of black olive took it to... 11?
Summoner101: Chipotle already did it/It's on the secret menu//valid at least in AZ and Washington, DC
maram500: I...I would order two of them with chicken and plenty of sour cream/And mild sauce
hlehmann: Del Taco is a western U.S. chain, I don't think they exist beyond Indiana or so. If you're gonna eat crappy Americanized Mexican food, at least pick Del Taco over Taco Bell.T
Evil Mackerel: Taco bell meat like product reminds me of the grease build up that the sanitation department scrapes out of the sewer system.
lionfish: Harry_Seldon: I used to love the Enchirito back in the best decade ever,**1980'sThey still make them.They never stopped.
some_beer_drinker: i met a chick at a bar one night, and we stopped at taco bell on the way back to her place. later on, after a vigorous session of bed sport, i was having trouble sleeping...and felt like i had a big fart brewing. i tried to be as quiet as i could, she was not a bad looking chick, and i hoped to bang her again. as i tried to squeeze out the fart...i came to the horrible realization that it was more than a fart. it was a runny fluid of what i eaten earlier, mixed with the toxic taco bell catalyst. i didn't know what to do..i tried to clean it up, but it was hopelessly smeared all over the sheets, and the bed. panicking, i wrote a note and left it on her dresser.'i can't believe you shiat the bed, you nasty skank!'
hlehmann: The only Del Taco in my state closed two weeks agoDel Taco is a western U.S. chain, I don't think they exist beyond Indiana or so. If you're gonna eat crappy Americanized Mexican food, at least pick Del Taco over Taco Bell./ Used to love the macho combo burrito when I was a lad, now it's just a rare chicken taco or fish taco.
Leishu: GreatGlavinsGhost: [i1222.photobucket.com image 640x476]Prefixes don't go at the ends of words. Suffixes do.Yes, I AM a blast at parties. Why do you ask?
macdaddy357: Once again, they have not done their homework. Quesarito means dirty ass hole in mexican slang.
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