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(Yahoo)   Profits at P&G getting shaven, because hipsters aren't   ( news.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Procter & Gamble Co., Bob McDonald, skin cares, Oil of Olay, account of profits  
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2014-01-25 08:23:54 AM  
2 votes:
The nice thing about unemployment is that interviews are so rare that I just have no reason to shave. So I still have many razor blades left from when I had a job.
2014-01-25 02:41:50 PM  
1 vote:

MBZ321: Maybe because everthing P&G makes is so vastly overpriced...Charmin, Bounty, Old Spice, Duracell, Crest, Tide, Head & Shoulders, etc.
Maybe consumers are finally wising up and buying the hundreds of competitors' products that exist at a much better value.

I tend to buy Bounty because I can rarely find towels as durable for my needs, except for Brawny, which I refuse to since it's a Georgia-Pacific product.
2014-01-25 08:19:43 AM  
1 vote:
Clippers on the hair, scissors on the beard. Who the hell needs a razor?
2014-01-25 07:35:23 AM  
1 vote:

Mark Ratner: "If I were gay, there's no way I'd shave with a disposable razor and a bar of Dial soap, like I do as a straight man. As a gay man, I'd make shaving a ritual. I would prepare my face with a foaming exfoliating cleanser, then I'd use a cucumber shave gel and a sharp blade. I might even use a straight razor that I would sharpen on a soapstone. I would definitely use hot wax to bring my unruly eyebrows under control, and my nose hairs would never see the light of day again."

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In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
2014-01-25 02:42:04 AM  
1 vote:
I've worked at a P&G for the last 9+ years... and it's not guys not shaving that's reduced their profits. I've never seen more money get pissed away and a company STILL make money. Geez...
2014-01-25 02:22:31 AM  
1 vote:
Lenin had a beard.
2014-01-25 02:20:42 AM  
1 vote:
Part of the reason I quit shaving was the cost. The reason I never cut my beard is because it is epic.
2014-01-25 02:16:12 AM  
1 vote:
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