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(Listverse)   You can still send a telegram, drink a Tab, have your kids beaten in school and 7 other things you didn't think still existed   ( divider line
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2014-01-24 07:51:33 PM  
3 votes:
The World's Fair

No one questioned that. It's the best wig shop in the whole world.
2014-01-24 08:26:21 PM  
2 votes:
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/unavailable in '55
2014-01-24 11:45:16 PM  
1 vote:

WordsnCollision: /unavailable in '55

Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something.
2014-01-24 11:35:51 PM  
1 vote:

buckler: cmunic8r99: CowardlyLion: margarito bandito: Tab is a great mixer with rye whisky. Bourbon gets the Coke Zero treatment.

What did bourbon ever do to deserve such abuse?

Dear Lord, this.

You're absolutely right. Mountain Dew is far superior.

It's in the fridge, duh!
2014-01-24 10:44:50 PM  
1 vote:

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2014-01-24 10:02:39 PM  
1 vote:
My elementary school (Catholic...) sent out letters at the start of every year explicitly asking parents "If your little crotchspawn misbehaves, do we have your permission to use corporal punishment?" I know it kept going through the 2000-01 school year.

Years later, my mother told me she always declined because, as she put it, "If you fark up that badly, I'm beating your ass myself." Thanks mom!
2014-01-24 09:17:48 PM  
1 vote:
I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits.
2014-01-24 08:54:21 PM  
1 vote:

InterruptingQuirk: I got one paddling in 1st grade back in 1983. It was the last time I ever saw a paddle in school. Public.


I got paddled once in 3rd grade, which would have been '88 or '89, for calling my teacher a motor-mouth.  Not to her face, mind you, but to the kid sitting next to me.  Little bastard snitched on me.
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