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(WTFark) Video Phirman is back to ask why drunk people are running anti-alcohol campaigns, and his plan to get breast implants   ( ora.tv) divider line
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2014-01-24 06:45:02 PM  
1 vote:
If these are going to be a daily thing you should pick stories that have a funny fark headline too, not just funny comments. Fark is three things: headlines, comments, and to some people a community. But the funnier headlines are what bring new people through the door.
2014-01-24 06:04:21 PM  
1 vote:

NBProducer: No, its awesome!  I appreciate any feedback!  We're trying to make this something everyone here really likes (even though I know we won't be able to please everyone)

Keep it coming!!!

I think you're doing a fine job and Mike Phermin is a good representative of the Fark brand. This is definitely shaping up into something substantial. And, you're right, you won't be able to please everyone as is the nature of the internet...

But, since you're soliciting feedback, here is a rough draft of a script:

Intro/Mike Phermin references a Fark Geek tab story/something like; "Scientists question the origin of the Big Bang", etc.

Standing next to Mike is that attractive girl from the other clips + an equally attractive girl standing at his other side.

Girl 1: "I agree with them, Mike, the Big Bang is a seriously flawed theory."
Girl 2: "Helloooo... the Universe is homogeneous and isotropic...well, duh!"
Girl 1: (shocked): "Back up, sista!..the first law of thermodynamics states you can't create or destroy matter or energy, 'aight?!"

Girl 2 shoves Girl 1, knocking Mike off-screen. As they wrestle, they debate with scientific one-liners. Their tops eventually fall off revealing bikini tops, then the skirts, revealing bikini bottoms.
Eventually, they grab pillows and start hitting each other, continuing their debate. Gratuitous camera body shots as they continue to hit each other with pillows and debate. (All SFW).

Girl 1 "Wait, can't we all just along?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, you're right."

They start to kiss.

Enter Mike Phermin with one-liner.

Aaaaaand cut.
2014-01-24 04:39:15 PM  
1 vote:
I like how the tag graphic spells the HOTY tag as HOTTY.

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2014-01-24 03:41:41 PM  
1 vote:
I'd like to think that one day we'll be able to hover our mouse over any Fark thread and Mike Phiirman will appear in a box with witty commentary.
2014-01-24 03:09:12 PM  
1 vote:
WTFark is this?
2014-01-24 02:03:40 PM  
1 vote:
I can't figure out which scripts to unblock.
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