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(WWSB ABC 7)   Quick fire pit etiquette reminder: Roasting marshmallows over the fire = good. Roasting your girlfriend's daughter's face over the fire = bad   ( divider line
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2014-01-23 06:20:15 PM  
4 votes:
When asked why she stayed with him after the pervious altercations, Coston answered: "It's simply out of love."

Ladies (and gentlemen), if you ever find yourself thinking along these lines, smack yourself upside the head and get the hell out of Dodge. Nobody who loves you will ever hit you, under any circumstances. Parents (to a point) and accidents excepted.
2014-01-23 08:39:10 PM  
1 vote:
Sorry but if you were held in a fire for "a minute or two" you would be burned all to shiat.  My guess is a couple seconds at most.
2014-01-23 07:15:43 PM  
1 vote:

TinyFist: My girlfriends daughter?

Yeah, that ain't f*cking happening. Sorry, even at 34 I'm not dating anyone with kids.

I'm the same way. Of course, being 43, that means I am single.
2014-01-23 07:04:25 PM  
1 vote:

Nabb1: Forget it, Jake. It's Bradenton.

Nothing but ghetto trash, attractive and successful Caucasian-Americans, migrant workers, rednecks, and a few retirees who can't afford to move to Sarasota. Bradenton is quite possibly the worst city in Florida.
2014-01-23 06:15:54 PM  
1 vote:
And while Randolph was not known to be a violent person, this isn't the first time he's gotten physical with Coston. "In the past nine years, this is the fourth time. But it's the first time to this extreme."

What the hell WOULD you call a violent person, then??
2014-01-23 06:10:59 PM  
1 vote:

Gecko Gingrich: 25 year-old boyfriend + dating her for 9 years + adult daughter = The Aristocrats!

And no details on the parentage of the 5 kids in the house at the time.

/of course, they may not know...
2014-01-23 06:07:58 PM  
1 vote:
What was the middle thing again?
2014-01-23 06:07:21 PM  
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