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(NJ.com)   Student's harmless science project left on train causes total evacuation of train station and all nearby homes. And they say terrorism hasn't won   ( nj.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, NJ Transit, explosive detection, detector dog, emergency evacuation  
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2014-01-23 06:26:12 PM  
3 votes:
Teacher:  where's your project?
Some kid:  the dog ate it the bomb squad blew it up.
2014-01-23 05:03:21 PM  
3 votes:
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Looks like the handiwork of the IRA*

*Idaho Republican Army
2014-01-23 08:12:13 PM  
2 votes:
The NJ authorities were prepared to blow up the train station and the surrounding town as a precautionary measure for everyone's protection. Seeing as the entire event was a complete
waste of time, the police shot three random people for good measure.
2014-01-23 06:11:20 PM  
2 votes:

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2014-01-23 04:45:43 PM  
2 votes:
What's the big deal, it's totally safe.

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2014-01-23 07:21:57 PM  
1 vote:
So I'm guessing this science project would be a problem?

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2014-01-23 06:45:58 PM  
1 vote:
Inside the shoebox was a small black box with wheels attached to the side and taped on top was a straw with a balloon attached to an end... "The (NJ Transit) employee peeked inside the shoebox, saw pipe cleaners and the black box," Skinner said. "Without looking closely he felt it could have been a bomb."

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2014-01-23 06:28:36 PM  
1 vote:
In Canada, people find forgotten things on the buses and subways, and turn them into the lost and found.

Stay brave America!!! lol
2014-01-23 06:09:24 PM  
1 vote:
A picture of the object would help us properly mock anyone who thought it was a bomb.
2014-01-23 04:45:31 PM  
1 vote:
It IS a bomb.... over inflate that balloon and BOOM!
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