caddisfly: I got picked for jury duty and all I got to see was an obese woman's varicose veins. :(
LarryDan43: Every porn movie ever made is between two people who love each other.
Jument: If she's not a complete beast and there's not a lot of ball close-ups, I would be ok with that.
Rapmaster2000: I know 10+ people that have done this. It's a good way for young women to make extra money. My friend got a car and $500 a month from a Turkish restaurant owner who needed to get legal. I've never heard of anyone getting busted for it. Must be a Florida thing.
sdtangler: He scammed millions from Fedex, UPS, and DHL. He's going down, regardless of the type of marriage he has/had.
Farce-Side: So....is his wife hot?
frozenhotchocolate: immigration is overburdened.
VladTheEmailer: In other news...in doing a quick google for images of his wife, this popped up...
Greek: sdtangler: He scammed millions from Fedex, UPS, and DHL. He's going down, regardless of the type of marriage he has/had.Or did he... this guy's been here for 25 years. The only reason the prosecutors are pushing the sham marriage angle is because they want him gone. I'm not usually one to go for conspiracy stuff, but if he really did those things, he'd go to jail for a long time, and likely be deported afterwards, anyway. But if the prosecutors can get his marriage ruled invalid, he'll be gone whether he's convicted of the other things or not. Which suggests that he knows something that someone doesn't want known.
CleanAndPure: Y'know...If you get a prenup- and STD tests I can think of worse agreements.Marry hot immigrant chick for a few years... agree to just use each other ... she gets to come in country... he gets to come in girl from other country...After a few years get divorced. (Make sure you have prenup- and she gets job).Much cheaper, convenient and safer than a prostitute... and she gets entry to a better country.Obviously girl would have to be OK with this arrangement first... if they're iffy about it... don't press them on something they may regret.
ShawnDoc: Doesn't the fact that the videos show him having sex with his wife prove it was a sham marriage? Anyone in a real marriage knows the sex stops as soon as the wedding band goes on.
groppet: Rapmaster2000: I know 10+ people that have done this. It's a good way for young women to make extra money. My friend got a car and $500 a month from a Turkish restaurant owner who needed to get legal. I've never heard of anyone getting busted for it. Must be a Florida thing.My ex did something like that while we were dating she married a gay coworker so he could stay, she went through the long process of getting names on accounts and paperwork, changed her addy to his place. She moved in some of her stuff to his place. She was supposed to get $15k for it. He took off to Spain with his boyfriend and left her hanging. Told her not to do it. It came back to bite her on the ass when she wanted to get married to the main guy she had been cheating on me with yeas later.
Conflagurated: America. Completely desensitized to violence.
That Guy Jeff: Psst: if your government has the authority to question your relationships to the point where exonerating yourself means showing your sex tapes to a jury, there's something seriously wrong with your government.
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