kbronsito: minoridiot: So she has been with him since she was 26 and he was 50?Hemingway banged younger women, right?
shamalamadingdong: "I'm at the point where I won't want to cuddle or give him affection at all."Ding.Like my grandmama told my wife on our wedding day, "Honey, you can fuss and complain, cook bad or spend all his money, but whatever you do, don't stop with the lovin'. If you don't love him up, some raggedy biatch will, baby. It's a hungry dog goes rootin' through garbage."
EvilEgg: If you ask permission for affairs, you are doing adultery wrong.
Gulper Eel: as soon as he becomes an alcoholic big game hunting novelist and then kills himselfAlcoholic? I can do that.Big game hunting? I'm the go-to guy for whacking spiders around the house. My four cats handle the rest.Novelist? Ahem. I do post rather a lot on Fark.Then kills himself? I'll take "then" to mean "some time nine or ten decades from now unless the secret of immortality is discovered".I can has Elizabeth Banks now?
2wolves: Everyone wants to be an author, no one wants to be a writer.
minoridiot: So she has been with him since she was 26 and he was 50?
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