minoridiot: So she has been with him since she was 26 and he was 50?
EvilEgg: If you ask permission for affairs, you are doing adultery wrong.
2wolves: Everyone wants to be an author, no one wants to be a writer.
CapeFearCadaver: Good lord she's dumb.
kbronsito: minoridiot: So she has been with him since she was 26 and he was 50?Hemingway banged younger women, right?
Gulper Eel: as soon as he becomes an alcoholic big game hunting novelist and then kills himselfAlcoholic? I can do that.Big game hunting? I'm the go-to guy for whacking spiders around the house. My four cats handle the rest.Novelist? Ahem. I do post rather a lot on Fark.Then kills himself? I'll take "then" to mean "some time nine or ten decades from now unless the secret of immortality is discovered".I can has Elizabeth Banks now?
offmymeds: Hemingway? Oh FFS, anybody except that alcoholic blowhard.
FunkOut: EvilEgg: If you ask permission for affairs, you are doing adultery wrong."Can I please be a big macho manly man that bangs all the ladeez, dear? Please? I would really like to be an alpha male and you're making it difficult."
super_grass: I think the Dear Abby advice columnists have started sending themselves prank questions. This shiat is starting to get cray.
shamalamadingdong: "I'm at the point where I won't want to cuddle or give him affection at all."Ding.Like my grandmama told my wife on our wedding day, "Honey, you can fuss and complain, cook bad or spend all his money, but whatever you do, don't stop with the lovin'. If you don't love him up, some raggedy biatch will, baby. It's a hungry dog goes rootin' through garbage."
a particular individual: CapeFearCadaver: Good lord she's dumb.Her answer was spot-on. Did you even read her comment, or did you imagine the headline was accurate?
dryknife: "We say go for it!"[www.chinadaily.com.cn image 600x410]
quickdraw: So she should keep farking him even though she has no idea where his dick was yesterday? At that point he's a serious health risk. Remember she caught him looking for strange and THEN closed her legs. Not the other way around.
SVenus: Oblig: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2ccC4aULow&feature=youtu.be&t=1m51sJohn Prine sings Dear Abby/pants to her knees
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