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(CNN)   Good with people? If necessary, would you be willing to capture a crocodile? Sign here   ( cnn.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Florida Fish, Wildlife Conservation Commission, Everglades National Park  
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2014-01-23 07:32:57 AM  
There are not many crocodiles in Florida
/Alligators are a different story
2014-01-23 07:33:04 AM  
"Crocodile Rock" is the most annoying of Elton John's many annoying songs.

"Waaaaaaaa. Waa waa waa waa waa!"

Who's with me?
2014-01-23 08:08:36 AM  
Whomever wrote this story is an idiot.  We don't have a crocodile problem in Florida.  The Alligators wouldn't put up with it.
2014-01-23 08:10:24 AM  
Also, I kid you not, I once had a job at a resort, where part of my duties were to go out to the golf course, and try to spot if any of the gators had grown over three feet.  Once they got over three feet wrong, FWC would relocate them for a small fee.  I did other things too, and I was never allowed to actually touch the gators, but you better believe it is on my resume.
2014-01-23 08:23:04 AM  
Somebody with those skills would be a hit with single women in Australia.
2014-01-23 08:24:31 AM  
"The job pays $25 an hour, including vehicle expenses. "It is not something you do for the money," said Hord"

Really? Because for $25 an hour I'd strongly consider crocodile wrestling as a career move.
2014-01-23 09:02:20 AM  
Remember folks - croc != gator

Of course, if you had RTFA you'd know this.  Crocs are still very much endangered/threatened, but they are recovering, and the critter cops don't wanna see them being shot, etc.
2014-01-23 09:03:38 AM  
When they say capture, do they mean with my bare hands or with specialized equipment?  And by equipment, I mean large caliber guns.  If I get to shoot them, I'm ready.
2014-01-23 10:39:42 AM  
What happened to Florida tag trumps other tags?
2014-01-23 03:03:14 PM  
I can get paid for my hobby? cool.
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