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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   Man accused of throwing mixture of eggnog, hot sauce, and WD-40 into his girlfriend's face   ( press-citizen.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Des Moines, egg nog, hot sauces, girlfriend, analytic variety  
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2014-01-23 01:03:06 AM  
4 votes:
So... Bender gives some woman a facial, and this is somehow news?
2014-01-23 06:15:39 AM  
1 vote:
Did she end up hot, drunk and lubricated?
2014-01-23 03:01:29 AM  
1 vote:
It's not like he'd need the WD-40 for himself. Based on the neck tattoo, I'd say he was already a loose nut.
2014-01-23 02:27:43 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-01-23 02:21:42 AM  
1 vote:
so...hot, festive, and well lubricated...i can see where he was going with this.
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