NewportBarGuy: In the pooper?
ricewater_stool: NewportBarGuy: In the pooper?NO, that's against the law.
Snapper Carr: Any bets on Mrs. Pearce' safe word?
Shadowknight: That's the way my wife and I operate. At least until she gives me the safe word./PINEAPPLE!
Snarfangel: Shadowknight: That's the way my wife and I operate. At least until she gives me the safe word./PINEAPPLE!My safe word is "Ow!"Then again, I have a low pain threshold.
NewportBarGuy: ricewater_stool: NewportBarGuy: In the pooper?NO, that's against the law.Well, goddammit! Someone hand me a freakin' guidebook!
Ambivalence: I tell you what, i will submit to my husband in the bedroom if he submits to me everywhere else. I think that's fair.
Blahbbs: He's talking about the submission to a husband's spiritual leadership in the marriage.
Blahbbs: He isn't talking about sex. He's talking about the submission to a husband's spiritual leadership in the marriage. If one neither reads nor understands the Bible and the context that surrounds the related verses, then of course it sounds misogynistic.But certainly, it's funnier to talk about butt stuff.
Gyrfalcon: "I reasoned that surely Jesus did not in any way teach the idea of a chauvinistic male-centered marriage," Pearce wrote in his book.You didn't reason at all, Congressman, considering that it was PAUL who preached on wives submitting to their husbands (in a letter whose authorship is generally contested by Biblical scholars). Presumably he means Ephesians 5:22-24:22Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.And regardless of whether that's valid or not--it isn't from Jesus's teachings. So you lose twice, Mr. Pearce.
Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Snapper Carr: Any bets on Mrs. Pearce' safe word?People usually have kinks that are the opposite of what they espouse or portray in public.Mr. Pearce probably has the safe word.
Doktor_Zhivago: Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her 26 to make her holy, cleansing her by the washing with water through the word, 27 and to present her to himself as a radiant church, without stain or wrinkle or any other blemish, but holy and blameless. 28 In this same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. 29 After all, no one ever hated their own body, but they feed and care for their body, just as Christ does the church- 30 for we are members of his body. 31 "For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh." 32 This is a profound mystery-but I am talking about Christ and the church. 33 However, each one of you also must love his wife as he loves himself, and the wife must respect her husband.
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Reading is for gay-married libby-libs. Where in the Bible does Jesus tell people to read anything?
Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Also it assumes that women are inherently sinful and men need to give of themselves to make her holy and clean.
Teufelaffe: Blahbbs: He isn't talking about sex. He's talking about the submission to a husband's spiritual leadership in the marriage. If one neither reads nor understands the Bible and the context that surrounds the related verses, then of course it sounds misogynistic.But certainly, it's funnier to talk about butt stuff.It's so adorable that you think that something being biblical means it's not misogynistic.
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